Who the heck is Andy? And what about the donkey who loved carrots, and how he got them…
If you want more riddles, we demand answers.
The other end of the rope wasn’t tied to anything. 
LOL, that got me. 
I tried to get my sis to tell this joke to her Jewish friend at church but she refused to and said I’m not telling dirty jokes.
I said no it’s clean I promise you.
What do you call an uncircumcised Jewish baby?
A girl.
A nurse friend used to tell people she worked in the Circumcision Ward.
In the pause that followed, she’d say “It’s not too bad, I’m making twenty bucks an hour plus tips.”
Another oldie-but-goodie:
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
What do you call a fly with no wings and no legs?
A raisin.
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
Arrrrrrrrr
No! It be the sea!
All the kids I know love this one (tells you what kind of kids I hang out with).
(In your foinest brogue, if y’please):
Whoy does Oirish Bean Stew have, at moost, two-hundred thirty-noin beans?
One more would make i’ too farty.
I like these the best.
What’s white and wears checked (plaid) trousers?
Rupert the fridge
(Pulls up his patch): Aye!
(Spits out his drink): (angrily): Tea?
What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
bunny farts!
This works best as a sequence.
What do you call fly with no wings?A walk!What do you call a walk with no wings?A raisin!What do you call a raisin with wings?A hover!What do you call a hover with legs?A fly!Enjoy,
Steven
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
Whats green and sounds like a parrot?
A parrot.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork chop
No, the answer is the sea, because that’s where pirates sail.
I guess I should have explained: some sketch comedy show some years back did “The Pirate Alphabet” (matey). Pretty sure they didn’t get past your two plus the two I mentioned.
Still, a pirate has to have a definitive favorite letter.
What’s a foot long and slippery?
A slipper