Post riddles to entertain kids please

There was a young lady rode into town,
Silk an’ satin was her gown.
Silk an’ satin, gold an’ velvet,
Guess her name, three times I’ve tell’d it.

Anne

Little Nancy Etticoat
In a white petticoat
And a red nose.
The longer she stands,
The shorter she grows.

A candle

What word starts with an E, ends with an E and usually contains one letter?

Envelope

What’s black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you’re all through with it?

Charcoal

Three lives have I.
Gentle enough to soothe the skin,
Light enough to caress the sky,
Hard enough to crack rocks.

Water

We are very little creatures;
All of us have different features.
One of us in glass is set;
One of us you’ll find in jet.
Another you may see in tin,
And a fourth is boxed within.
If the fifth you should pursue,
it can never fly from you.

The vowels A,E,I,O, and U.

Weight in my belly,
Trees on my back,
Nails in my ribs,
Feet I do lack.

A ship

Lovely and round,
I shine with pale light,
grown in the darkness,
A lady’s delight.

pearl

The person who bought it didn’t need it. The person who made it didn’t want it. The person who got it didn’t know it.

A coffin

What is it no one wants to get, but every one wants to win?

A lawsuit

As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives,
Each wife had seven sacks,
Each sack had seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits:
Kits, cats, sacks, and wives,
How many were there going to St. Ives?

Just one. Me.

Alternate answers (presented with the homophonous “black, white, and red all over”:slight_smile:

A blushing or sunburnt zerba.

Or, having endured 12 years of Catholic education: a nun in a blender.)

What’s black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and blue?

A nun falling down stairs

From my son: How does a ghost get the the playground?

On a boo-cycle

From me: How does Santa hold up his pants?

With a jingle belt

What does a train eat at Christmas?

With an engine-gerbread

What’s black and white and red, and can’t turn around in a hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Maybe not for kids after all.

Somebody writes some really cheesy riddles on a dryboard at work, themed for the season, with a “Lift for answer” page taped over the punch line.

What happens when Frosty gets a belly ache?

He becomes the Abdominal Snowman.

What happens if you eat too many Christmas decorations?

You get tinsel-itis.

Three men are in a lifeboat with four cigarettes, but no matches. How do they smoke?

Throw one cigarette overboard, and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room.

I heard it: What’s black and white and red all over, and has trouble going through revolving doors?

Huh. I would have guessed a crucified whale.

Where do you find a llama with no legs?

Wherever you left him.

What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in!

How do you make a one-armed man fall out of a tree?

Wave to him!

Regards,
Shodan

Don’t you normally capitalize day names? We do, at least in American English in my experience. As I recall Spanish does not.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator.

A donkey, who really loved carrots, was tied to a ten foot rope. There was a wagon full of carrots twenty feet away.
He got them! How?

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Interrupting cow!

Interrupting cow wh…

MOO!!

Just kills my granddaughter every time.

  1. a massive earthquake pushed up the ground just beyond the wagon, causing it to roll toward the donkey
  2. The donkey sent his servant, Don Quixote, to fetch them
  3. It was a bungee rope
  4. A mutually beneficial contract with Bugsy McRabbit
  5. Donkey has an 11 foot, prehensile tail
  6. The force
  7. The other end of the rope was tied to nothing

Pretty sure the actual solution is in there somewhere…

Heh. I never heard the PC version of this joke. Normally, it’s one-armed insert “dumb” stereotype group of your choice here. “Polack” in the Chicago version, typically. Could be “blonde” or “Aggie” elsewhere.

Q. Why did Andy fall out of the tree?

A. Someone threw a fridge at him.