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GQ - Blood engorged ticks in my dogs ear - How many are normal?

GD - Adolph Hitler - “Great” or “Super Great”?

CS - “Queer Eye” - Who’s a bottom, who’s a top?

MPSIMS - Last week in Vegas, I married my Aunt!

IMHO - Why are transgendered people so crabby all the time?

The Pit - Who’s the hottest female mod? I vote for TVeblen!

astro there’s a GQ thread you might be able to answer…

Somebody else started a Hot or Not thread and it went to two pages.

Where the hell did your post go??? :confused:

ATMB, CoCC, CoSR, GQ, GD, CS, IMHO, MPSIMS AND The Pit: The Grapist just wants to love!

And on that note, I’ll offer the following holiday couplet:
As I’m sure he’d proclaim (if he wasn’t banned from the site):
Merry Grapemas to all! And to all a good night!

l33t h4xx0rz r00l!!!

Which is your favourite Eagles’ song?

I really do have a 1920’s style death ray. Honest. (Pics and specs here.)

Most of these threads would get a ton of replies. Under the category of threads with the highest views vs. fewest replies:

Ladies: Intimate “female” problem, (TMI warning for the men!)

or

Straight guys: Post your homosexual fantasies here!

Who else uses an RJ3 connecting ring for their NX 4-20?

IT’s ITS!!!

What shape is Spam (not the can, just the ham)?

Who’s Up For NUNAVIT Dopefest?

[GQ] - If air is matter, why can’t I see it?

[GD] - God vs. Satan in a Wrestling Match

[CS] - Did anyone else know that Linda Richman was really Mike Myers?

[IMHO] - What sexual fetish do you not tell anyone you have?

[MPSIMS] - Want to learn Esperanto?

[BBQ] - I pit Christopher Reeve.

Would you settle for Location pics from Scooby Doo 2? (Replies: 0)

Heck, even your humble OP said “I didn’t think it was worth exposing film for,” but I thought somebody would be interested. Turned out it wasn’t such a scoop. :smiley:

What’s Oozing From You?

Who Else Thinks Bea Arthur Is A Hottie?!

(Actually met her and she is very nice…but think this thread might die quickly.)

Pauly Shore fan club

Websites with a startling scream

Are you wanted by the law?

What’s the best thing to use for cutting cocaine?

I have a fever of 106, should I see a doctor?

How much should I charge for an ounce of pot?

Does anyone have $10,000 they can lend me?

I haven’t learned how to tie my shoes yet

I’m having PMS, want to talk?

Will ever Doper send me a dollar so I can take a vacation?

[Insert soap actor name] died today.

Excuses you have used for beating your wife

Anyone want to buy some homemade gin?

Reasons you should pay more taxes.

What’s your favorite password, and where do you use it?

Is it cold in Chicago this time of year?

How do you sneak things on to an airliner?

Can I borrow your kids for a secret experiment?

Should I admit to using this as a chat-up line :wink:
(I’d be more worried if it got lots of replies :rolleyes: )

The Ted Weems Appreciation Thread