Post your apologies here

J - I’m sorry I wasn’t enough to make you love me.

T - I’m sorry you loved me too much.

I’m sorry I caused all that cancer.

I’m sorry I caused all that throat cancer and all that bowel cancer. I was just on a roll . . . and I won’t do it again.

Was that from when he was being held upside down off a balcony?

I apologize for having nothing to apologize for.

A cursory examination of Dolly Parton might indicate that she is not a warLORD.

Wow. This is exactly where I have been at with my ex-wife for a long time. This helped. Thanks.

It’s a magnificent disguise he has.

[Dixie Chicks] I’m not ready to make nice; I’m not ready to back down…[/DC]
(sorry)

I am sorry to my son for not being the mother I should have been. I am sorry that life is so hard for you.

I’m sorry that I was mean to that kid in Elementary School.

I’m sorry I tried to help you. Don’t worry, I’m still as helpful as I know how to be and I haven’t let your actions embitter me; in fact I just got home from giving a friend a lift home 30 miles out of my way.

I apologise to any Mods I have offended. I know they have a difficult job.

I am also sorry I didn’t make more of that wink Ellen gave me when we were at a school dance when I was 14.

Although it is Hardy an ex-scouse to rest on my Laurels, I’m sorry your contraction aint actin’ without the apropos apos-Trophy.

I regret that I ran away after knocking that cup of coffee on the sidewalk in Times Square, both on behalf of whoever it was that had that coffee, and on behalf of the poor people that had to follow me.

I can’t remember if I posted an apology in this thread, and for that I am sorry.

Archie apologizing to Otto as Otto holds him out the window by his ankle,s from A Fish Called Wanda