The other day at work I was filling out a form and I typed in the date as 1989. WTF? What on earth was going on in my head that I thought it was 1989? I was a senior in high school in 1989, fercrissakes!
What has made you say “WTF” lately?
Nobody? Nothing? Really?
The thread immediately above this one. Oh, damn! As soon as I post that won’t be true any more. It’s the one from Pitcairnpete about what annoys you. Read it and ???
Roddy
Jeez, OpalCat - most of what goes on in the world has me go wtf? Or W T F?!?!?!? (And variants thereof.)
Most recently however, (being 7 minutes ago) this site had me thinking WTF? before I said it out loud.
Do you know how you sometimes mistakenly pour orange juice in your coffee instead of half-and-half at breakfast-time; and you brush your teeth with Brill Cream instead of Pepsodent during your bathroom grooming ritual; and you deep kiss your dog instead of your wife in bed as you drift satisfyingly into somnolence?
Well, yeah, I know, these are things we all do from time to time. Granted. What makes them a WTF moment for me, however, is that I now do them all on a daily basis…and, I don’t really mind anymore.
Last night in Tucson we had a huge storm come through. Huge amount of rain and thunder. The kids and I walked down to the wash (a normally dry river bed) to see how high it was flowing. There was a dude in a car driving in the wash. The water was up to the car’s windows! I thought he must have gone in by accident, so I was thinking I needed to dive in and rescue him, but then he drove out, back onto the road, turned around and drove right back in! We watched him do this 4 times. It seemed to be a 'look at how tough and bullet proof I am!" thing.
WTF?!?
Did he have NH plates? That sounds like something one of my neighbors growing up would do. You really don’t expect a middle-aged man to get liquored up and ride a snow mobile around his yard in July, but he did it every year. It always tore up his grass something fierce. He used to sit on his back porch and shoot his shotgun into the woods, too. I don’t miss that guy.
Hahaha! I live in fear every monsoon that this will accidentally happen to me, and others willfully do it!
Ha ha. Exactly the sort of guy the Stupid Motorist Law was written in mind for.
My boss said goodnight to me last night. I had asked for tonight off.
She said, “See you next week- have a good summer.”
I’ll be away from work all of two days. And it’s September.
That site’s kinda mesmerizing. I think I like it.
No good WTF moments for me lately, beyond the run of the mill asshat drivers and my own absentmindedness.
I mentioned to a friend that I might cut my internet off, too broke. I said I’d ask a friend to check my email at her office for me in case of anything important.
“Silly”, says my mate, “If your internet is off you won’t be getting any emails”.
WTFingtwilightzone.
I already started a thread about the pirate wedding. That was pretty WTF.
Yesterday I was doing laundry, and sharing the laundry room with a guy that I’ve nicknamed Clueless Moron. The guy likes to hang his shirts on a dryer door handle. Not a dryer door handle, mydryer door handle. It got to the point where I’d open the door to get my clothes out, and he’d close it again to hang more shirts. Dude, WTF?
My niece had a WTF moment the other day. Her dog has been suffering some intestinal distress. She woke up the other morning and slipped and fell into a big puddle of doggy diarrhea. When she tried to get up, she slipped again. The more she tried to get up, the more covered in shit she became. Finally, her brother-in-law came to her rescue to help her up – and he slipped and fell too. The real tragedy of the situation, of course, is that no one was there to take a video.
None of that compares to a possum in a bed though.