And I pit myself for not knowing whether the proper grammar would be “fuckfoots” or “fuckfeet”.
Waking up screaming with leg cramps felches goats! And it scares the hell out of my wife.
I believe the correct plural is “fuckfoots.”
I hereby pit anyone who corrects this answer! 
grocery stores that run out of the chocolate you eat for breakfast and before bed should close til it comes in!
I pit people who use two sentences in this thread, thereby depriving someone of the opportunity to pit those people for incorrect use of a semicolon.
The food chain: Who the fuck though that it would be a good idea for life to depend on death? This planet is one big fucking rip-off. :mad:
I pit the common flea and the 6 months supply of worthless crap we dropped over $100 to eradicate them with.
Bastard child CanvasShoes stole my rant.
Why can only rich men become president?
From the depths of hell, I cry out to thee.
I got nothing, dammit!
Fancy new expensive car like that doesn’t have turn signals, cell-phone-talkin’ woman?
Look around just a little bit. I have full confidence that you will come up with something.
A friend who said she was going to go with me to a concert on Tuesday and we were supposed to work out our definite plans last week, but has since dissapeared off the face of the earth.
7 up yours, if it weren’t for your location, I would think we have the same friend.
I Pit me for severely limiting my job possibilities by only completing two years of college! :o
I pit my fair city for not spending the necessary funds for adequate brakes on patrol cars that would allow police officers to actually stop at the stop sign next to my house.
If you can’t spell “sentence” then you shouldn’t use it in the title of your Pit thread, goddammit!
People who DO NOT capitalize the G in God(heathens!)
:mad: 
I pit the fucking property managers who truly believe my shithole apartment is worth an extra $50 a month and adjusted the rent accordingly, motherfuckers.