I pit the rain that seemingly is never ever ever ever going to go away.
I pit the Sarbanes-Oxley legislation and auditors of all sorts.
I hate you!
I berate you!
I say SCREW YOU too!
We’re all bloody worthless… [tape stops]
Yeah, I hate Vulcans using public transportation.
I also despise hot chicks who describe on message boards what revealing clothes they’re wearing without any sort of pics posted and linked to so we can be suitably outraged by their immorallity.
I pit my left hand in, I pit my left hand out, I pit my left hand in and I shake it all about…
(with apologies to The Wizard of Id)
The president is a fink!
Today there are a lot of things pissing me off, so pull up a chair, and let’s get started – you may have even made my list.
I pit the idiots who feel the need to pull a book off the shelf at Border’s and then proceed to sit in the aisle and examine it right there - “Excuse me kind sir, I believe the book I’m looking for is behind your fat arse.”
Ooooh…I pit people who remind me of things that annoy me too!
Sorry. No webcam here. 
MY employer, who has had a MAX 2% annual raise limit for the last four years. :mad:
I pit the salesperson who didn’t get the new client’s email address, which caused the advisor who could have looked it up himself to email me to find it, which caused me to look it up only to discover it’s not there, which caused me to email my admin manager to see if she had it, which caused her to email me back that she didn’t, which caused her to email the salesperson to see if she had it, which caused the salesperson to email her back and cc: me that she didn’t have it and to get it from the advisor, which caused me to email her back telling her that the advisor doesn’t have it which was the whole reason for this email circle jerk to begin with!!!
Hey, my arse isn’t THAT fat!!! :dubious:
(Sorry, but I do this all the time. I’m happy to move for you though.)
Hey! Don’t knock 'em until you’ve tried 'em.
(P.S. For me, after the past couple of years a 2.5% raise would look pretty good.)
Why am I convinced my ceiling fan is trying to kill me (which results in me constantly waking up in the middle of the night, standing on the edges of my bedroom out of the reach of that evil, evil ceiling fan)?
I pit my child and my dumb feline for child leaving a chicken bone in a non-cupboard garbage and the feline for dragging it (and the rest of the garbage) out at 3am, causing a HUGE mess and feline to have a terribly upset stomach (cat burps. Yum.)
I pit myself for being late to work, when getting to work on some days consists of simply hauling my ass downstairs.
I pit my sister who, even though I explained to her that my personal computer is essentially an electric EtchASketch, believed I could upload 150 wedding pics in two hours.
I pit humidity for giving me a 'fro.
Originally posted by AwSnappity
I pit both Awsnappity and saramamalana’s stupid boys.
get a grip, guys.
I pit people who ask for info about A’dam - which I give, though, due to my lazy nature, I hate typing, - and then never react.
I pit the most recent Oscar Mayer commercial in which the producers have deliberately sought out five or six kids and one young adult who sing off key, apparently thinking it’s cute or charming. “Oh, they’re all a buncha Oscar Mayer weeeeee-ners!” :dubious:
I wholeheartedly second this pitting.