No, Dad, I will not be switching back to your religion, which has made you depressed, unhealthy, and unhappy, and which, for twenty-five damned years, did the same for me, so could you please let it go before I explain my reasons to you clearly, in strong words which I will not be able to take back?
I Pit everyone and anyone at the New Jersey State Employment Office who, when someone comes in with experience in office work and desparate for a job, will be told by these fuckwads who taxes pay their salaries “Go On Welfare.”
I pit myself for stealing saramamalana’s rant verbatim.
My mother fucking renters who will not pay their rent on time and cost me $600 today.
Any employer who offers a 2.5% raise can blow moose udders in hell for an eternity.
Goddamn lack of willpower, abundance of depression, ongoing lack of motivation, and 104 degree heat! Howdy, neighbor!
Fecking builders in the office making too much noise for anyone to concentrate.
May the flourescent bug zapper of karma bitchslap the mosquitos that bit my wrist right where I ordinarilly wear a watch.
And did you see the hair on those Beatles? they look like girls! and that loud music! don’t get me started.
Kids today!
I pit my house, whose power seems to go out every time it storms!
I pit Garfield!
I pit on-line retailers who make you go all the way through the sale transaction before they tell you the damn overpriced shipping cost.
I pit my kitchen shelf containing all my food stocks for collapsing without any intervention on my part, choosing to do so while I have an overdue software project to complete and almost putting me in perfect axe murderer mood.
I pit people who use the “Quote” tool to quote an entire post (usually the first one, but not always) then respond to that quote just as everyone else has (Especially bothering when its the second post).
Yes… I already read this part. Oh… Its not even meant to draw my attention to a specific part of the post, its just the whole post from above… again.
I pit the idiots who don’t trim emails when they reply, thus leaving many, many lines of already-read text and ads at the bottom of their posts!
But, Angua, we’re building!
Building for your future!
Of course we also sneak lots of peeks at your lucious… equations. 
Why did gas prices stay the same for so many years only now to jump up a huge percentage!? I’ll tell you whut, if they had gone up gradually years ago like everything else, we prolly wouldna even notice.
I pit the fact that just because there’s one toddler in the room no one can have an adult conversation because parents/ grandparents will ask you a question and just as you utter the first syllable of your reply, there’s another oh so cute antic to comment on and then they forget the question they asked you and so on and so on till all the adults are reduced to bit-part players in orbit around the little darling with coat-hanger smiles on their faces…
People who go on diets and then whine about not being able to eat junk food any more are kind of tiresome.
Hmmm… I think you may have a point there…
As she realises she’s got a low cut v-neck top on…