Well, they don’t look like Jesus, but they are interesting:
Carrots in love. Here’s another shot of SqueegeeJr holdingthe happy couple.
Maybe they took a page from the Carrot-Sutra?
An exchange from Cheers (possibly misremembered.)
Cliff: ey Carla, I have a potato that looks like Richard Milhouse Nixon.
Carla: Big deal. Show me one that doesn’t.
Well, it’s quite the antithesis of a vegetable, but I recently found this heart-shaped cheese nugget in my Burger King meal…
I have to lament I lost my Jesus paneling in the flood. He stared at me for half my childhood, and now he’s in a trash pile, with the monster man door.
Sqeegee JR has the same shirt on that several of the kids in my camp classroom wear. Must be a fad going around.
Shameless bump. I figured someone would have a Nixon potato pic to share. 
Anyone?