Sheeesh, Byz! I was already taking bets… now I’ll have to give all the money back. Shit!
Who’s obsessing now, Byz?
Obsessing? On or over what? Fuck me nine ways to Sunday… what the hell are you talking about?
She is really funny when she is mad!
Mad? You haven’t even SEEN me in my full glory… go look in the pit… gosh darn it all to heck but I was really mad then… with C#3? It’s more like a soft, fuzzy kinda fury… he just doesn’t bring me out of my gentle shell of woman-hood… but his WIFE, well, that might be fun! MOOOOHAHA!
The moon looks on many flowers, the flowers on but one moon.
Just wind her up and watch her go!!!
Just wind her up and watch her go!!!
Reeooowwww!!!
I was about to post a half-serious complaint that this thread’s title is ungrammatical. However, I realized that it wouldn’t have the same ring if it said, “Poster out of whom you most want to beat the fuck.”
Just an observation -
The reason these threads don’t work is that true flames and anger must be born of something that hits a nerve. Call someone a whiner and BOOM, you got yourself some fire, attack someone’s religion and watch the shit fly, make a general request for a fight and it will fizzle out because it just doesn’t hit home.
You want a war? Post a topic that people have strong feelings (abortion, smoking, religion) and I guaranty that eventually someone is gonna get piss off. You can’t have a flame-fest without passion, and you can’t have passion unless it hits a nerve.
>^,^<
KITTEN
Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.
Gee, Byzantine, you seem to have some deep rooted feelings of hostility. I suggest you meditate and open a dialogue with your inner child.
You seem to have issues here that can only be addressed by taking a swim in Lake You.
Now let’s have a group hug.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Diane–something must be working here, there seem to be quite a few posts!
Sealemon88–hey, I just don’t have time to play around with my “inner-self-ness” like some other people out here! Perhaps I should go as Satan for some advice–op! He HATES that!
And let’s have a group orgy rather than just a group hug 
Yeah, but where’s the passion and the fire and the hateful anger?
Do you need me and Kel to show y’all how it’s done?
Sheeesh!
>^,^<
KITTEN
Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.
Byzantine:
You are treading into some dangerous Judy Tenuta territory on this thread, girlfriend…
Oooo! Accordian music and Emo Phillip-limp-dick jokes?
Count me out.
Don’t you slam accordions!
Are you comparing me to Judy? Why thank you! She is completely warped!
hey, what can I say, I think that new age shit is the most annoying crap a person can listen to
A group orgy is a redundant phrase, but I guess you can’t be too redundant with your orgies.
Oh yeah, before I forget…
Screw you Hermaphodity!! May your nipples invert and your shadow disapear! You wart-nosed, scabby, rank smellin, ooze drippin, K Mart shoppin, oxigen-deprived-as-a-fetus, chromosome lackin, hairy back lookin, Skeezer!
Feel better? Love ya.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Says Byz –
“Don’t you slam accordions!”
I never do! Especially when playing naked!!
Satan– I just gotta ask; what did you mean, exactly, by that Judy comment? You are not suggesting (as someone e-mailed me) that I’m plagiarizing her material or something, are you?
Byz: Nah, but then again, I’m not a fan, so who knows? I’m just saying I put your rant to her delivery, and I feel like I’m watching the new Hollywood Squares or something…
You watch that show? Man, you need some serious ass fucking! Tell Heather to get on the stick or rather, PUT on the stick and go to town!