Hah, I’ve been roughly 5 times as irritating as you and I got bupkis! Now, I’m off to replace all of Anaamika’s pencils with limp noodles before she starts taking anyone’s advice.
Whats the line? Like, how do you know if someone is vegan, atheist, or cross fit? You needn’t worry, they’ll tell you.
Throw anything in the quarry lately?
Next thing you know, you’ll be pining for the fjords.
OK, so I was completely correct when I suggested you actually meant the word “asymptotically”, and now you admit it was a typo. Yet when I said that:
You flat-out denied it:
Why would you lie about that then immediately turn around and admit it was a typo? You got your wish anyways - now I can remember you as the guy who not only misspelled his username, but is also a dick about it. 
That was also a typo.
This thread was an eye-opener for me. I didn’t realize how little attention I paid to individual voices here. Almost as little as I do to actual people in real life!
The only thing I know about Annie Xmas is that she picked a cool username. Annie Christmas is one of the lesser-known characters in U.S. folklore, one of the few women, and possibly the only African American woman. I read about her as a kid in Maria Leach’s Rainbow Book of American Folktales and Legends where, for some reason, the illustrator drew her white.
I’ve noticed Anaamika is Indian mainly because I think Indian women are extremely attractive.
I always look forward to an elucidator post. Ditto Exapno Mapcase.
In food and cooking threads, I look for pulykamell and Chefguy, because they always offer excellent advice. Also, puly really knows his shit about Chicago cuisine, which I adore.
Well that finally explains the lack of anniversary cards for your sister and me.
We’re all just glad someone finally took her off our hands. It wasn’t gaining a brother, it was losing a really, really awful sister.
If it makes you feel any better, the only reason I associate you with Spain is your username.
Indians. Always worried about something… 
When I see certain usernames:
John Clay: “Here we go down the rabbit hole again.” (Although I’m a little more charitable since I found out he’s bipolar. That’s an awful burden to carry.)
kanicbird: “Common sense or New Age-y woo? Could go either way. You never know with dude.”
Robert163: “Oh god, here we go again with ‘Muhammad was a slaver and a pedophile, and Islam is eeeevul!’, followed by posts about being sleepy and digs at tomndebb.”
Ramira and Kobal2: “When are they going to realize that they’re never going to get through to Robert163, no matter how many reasonable arguments they offer?”
But it came with a free Frogurt!
Tell me about it… a little heads up would have been nice.
And your Godson is still sitting in that tiny chair by the front window waiting for “Uncle Uke” to take him to the circus. Kind of pathetic since he is now 17.
Add a zero, then get back to us.
There are some subjects that people enjoy. I’m the same way, certain topics come up that I enjoy engaging in and i’m sure I repeat myself but considering that it’s likely news to readers that never read it before or forgot I ever said it to begin with…hell I likely forgot.
I have three mental Doper categories:
If I recognize the name, it’s “Oh, that guy’s been around a while. Probably normalish.”
If I don’t recognize the name, it’s “Possible newbie. Could be insane.”
Then there’s a very very small third category of names I recognize as belonging to the “batshit looney/complete asshole - could be entertaining” group.
Oh! Oh! Mr. Kotter!
I’d amend this to “batshit looney/complete asshole/fucking retard” group. And I’d say small but not very, very so. 
If only some how you could understand what it is like to live with some type of disability.
So how much does it rain on the plain there?
Put me down as another vote for Asympotically fat not to change his name spelling. I think it’s a perfectly cromulent word.
Ok, you got me. Apologies. That was thoughtless.