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Took me a while, but I thought of one, or a type, really. From the fetid bowels of Hell come posters who cut and paste something from a dictionary like they’re making some sort of fucking point, Jesus, but I hate that!

Why did you make me think about that! If I get any more pissed off, another mime has to die tonight, and they are getting very wary and hard to sneak up on.

I just hope you can live with that.

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mime
   /maɪm, mim/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [mahym, meem] Show IPA Pronunciation
noun, verb, mimed, mim⋅ing.
–noun

  1. the art or technique of portraying a character, mood, idea, or narration by gestures and bodily movements; pantomime.
  2. an actor who specializes in this art.
  3. an ancient Greek or Roman farce that depended for effect largely upon ludicrous actions and gestures.
  4. a player in such a farce.
  5. mimic (def. 4).
  6. a jester, clown, or comedian.
    –verb (used with object)
  7. to mimic.
  8. to act in mime.
    –verb (used without object)
  9. to play a part by mime or mimicry.
    Origin:
    1610–20; < L mīmus < Gk mîmos imitator, mime, akin to mīmeîsthai to copy, imitate

Go wild.

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I do that too. But usually it’s when people claim I don’t know what a word means or when they claim it means something other than it does. Admittedly that’s the kind of point I’m generally making when I do that.

I mean that’s what dictionaries are for, right? luci?

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silenus got me there with Mime, but I’ll go further. Bwahaha!

fetid \fet-id\ adj; having an offensive smell ; stinking

And now, the Thesaurus! (No, not the Thesaurus! Anything but that!)

fetd adj syn see malodorous
rel loathsome, repugnant, repulsive, revolting
con aromatic, balmy, odorous, redolent
ant fragrant

So my point, you stupid twat ( :wink: ) is that you could have said “stinking bowels of hell”, but Nooooo! you just had to use fetid. Bastard.

:smiley:

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elucidator
Elucidator (Page: 481)
Elu"cida`tor (?), n. One who explains or elucidates; an expositor.

I’ll help defray your expenes if you’ll off a mime tonight. :smiley:

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A mime is a terrible thing to
Naw, can’t do it, just can’t do it.

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expenes

ex-pe’-nes n. pl. Former penises.

448

I just want to state, for the record, that any amount of cultural vulgarity is a small price to pay for a society in which Ricky Nelson could not possibly have a successful music career.

449

Wow, 1500 posts and I don’t annoy anyone right the hell out yet? I must not be trying hard enough!
Let logic not dissuade you from believing into the one true GOD and trust in Him and His guidance in all things. Instill him upon ur children through their lower orifices and let them trust not the fags, the evolutionists and those who oppose the one true GOD. In addition, George W. Bush r0xx0r5 my s0xx0rz.

JrAgOn

If I put that on the end of every post will people start hating me? :stuck_out_tongue:

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No, but you might get banned. Then no one on the Dope will hate you ever again.

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likes Jragon more Haha, you fail. :wink:

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The tradition is quite old, ancient Hebrew texts speak of King Solomon’s Mimes…

(Me, on the other hand, I have no problem. Going to Hell anyway, so bugger all…)

453

You just missed out on my hatred by not including the various glurgey colors and fonts/sizes.

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I love you too, Guin! :stuck_out_tongue:

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If Marcel Marceau has to work on Christmas, does he get mime and a half?

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Nah, he gets double mime. Good union.

457

Well, I’ll give it a shot.

Futuens molestantissimum, pone deodamnatam “pax eo” istius lemmam in futuenti sigillo arca, si placet tibi.

A little loose, but I think it works.

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I noted minor faults in declension, but over all passable.

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Well, that was street Latin, y’see.

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Yes, I thought it was quite vulgar. badum-chi