Posters you can't stand. Pit rules f***ing apply!

I can’t stand that guy who keeps writing such totally forgettable posts, with a complete lack of any memorable content. You know the guy. Whats-his-face, I can’t stand that guy.

I could be that guy!

Hey, I sold my seat on that Board when I flamed out in '04. Haven’t kept up with 'em since.

Your vitriol is like life-giving honey unto me. I grow strong again.

Oh fuck off, ya goddamn Commie.

It’s funny how a good flameout can calm the soul.

I did, but I got bored.

Bad spellers. Posters who object to spelling corrections. WTF are they doing in a board dedicated to fighting ignorance?

I don’t believe in the death penalty but. . . .

In a spirit of scientific enquiry, last night I tried conversing with my flatmate while saying “over and out” at the end of every sentence. For three sentences it was funny, after two more it was annoying, and after a total of eight he punched me in the cock and stormed out.

Resuming this morning, the “time to cockpunch” (or TTCP) was down to two sentences.

A hiatus in the study will now ensue for groinal recuperation.

If I was half the troll I’ve been suspected of, I’d be seriously disappointed at this point. Does no mention after 3 pages mean I’ve just been overlooked*, or am I finally being accepted round here? One can only dare to hope!

As for posters I can’t stand - I don’t think I’ve been here long enough to make a decision on that. Give me 5 years though, and I reckon I might be able to fill a small post.

  • I got a “I fucking hate Ivan!” thread dedicated to me in the Pit during Amnesia Weekend, but I reckon that was more a result of the exuberance of having no posting constraints, rather than a genuine hatred. I may well be wrong!

missed the edit window.

I’ve just noticed Apex Roger’s join date…fuck me, I’m slacking!

Slipping? Didn’t even realize you were back.

Good to see ya, commie bastard. :slight_smile:

It was that, or Winnie The Pooh. A man has to have some vestige of credibility.

I don’t especially care about this Valete poster who always seems to be riding on the coat tails of Vox Imperatoris.

You should try and get rid of him, VI

I second this motion (oh god how I second this motion)

Forget white collar crimes getting the death penalty, I think it should be the chair for every retard that thinks sig lines have any place in society.

I don’t so I’ll post a few.

Jesse Leigh is either a thoroughly annoying bible thumper or a troll. I don’t know or care which. Either way, I will not respond to her drivel.

ralph124c is the poster that annoys me the most. His frequent imbecilic posts and questions drive me a little nuts. He is one of the only posters I have ever pitted. He is the Fighting Ignorant as someone posted so well once.

lekatt recently posted something that did not appear deranged. That was the first time I had seen as much. No one can wreck a Great Debate thread quicker than lekatt.

Der Trihs is not someone I like and he is as shrill as it gets on this board. However he also raises issues that are disturbing and forces me to look at things from the far other side and he is not stupid or ignorant, just disturbing. So he is not on my hate list.

I don’t really know the others you listed.


In general I don’t get the hatred for Opal. She really does not post that often, I suspect maybe it use to be worse? She seems fine to me but I rarely interact with her.

As to PRR, I do get the hatred but I like the guy. Maybe because like **Der Trihs **he challenges the way I think and I like him as he is a passionate baseball fan even if again we disagree often. Him being a Red Sox fan and Bill James disciple.

Weird thing with Skald the Rhymer, his schtick got old to me quick and then I came around to enjoying it as an old tired running joke. I am that sappy. In general he is a great guy and I consider him a friend.

Shodan and Weird Dave: I disagree with both more often than not but without persistant right leaning posters brave enough to post on this liberal board without being idiots like Ralph124c Wiggums this board would be much more boring. I really think they are both fine.

Carol Stream had been nothing but a shrill spiteful snarky bitch but it seems like since the lost weekend she has ratcheted back on her old ways of just snarking and spouting extreme right wing talking points. I don’t interact with her enough to hate her.

Finally there is the disingenuous **Brazil84 **whose mission in life appears to be to spread misinformation and he is quite good at it. He is not the Fighting Ignorant, he is a Carl Rove type manipulator of facts and statistics and when losing a point will argue a single nitpick or seize on anything that distracts from the fact that he is wrong in general.

Just curious, what is your opinion of a bad speller that has been working on improving his spelling, asks for help when a spelling mistake is pointed out and uses a spell checker? (Yes, I am talking about myself, that is why I am curious.)

Jim

ralph142c has mentioned that he’s got an old keyboard and those two keys don’t work well.

He has had that same old keyboard for a really long time then. I don’t buy the excuse.

You are. I started that thread; I really do hate you.

I will gladly send him $20 for a new keyboard if that’s all it takes for his drivel to be at least correctly typed.

For your information, I’m a girl.

I used to hate Opal for her snippy responses in her own advice-needing threads, but that hilarious pit thread made me love her.

I can’t stand Skald the Rhymer simply because I have this all-consuming hatred for modern fiction and his writing style tends toward the novelistic. Sorry about that. I don’t doubt that IRL he’s a better man than I am.