You’re drunk, and posting, and want to know if there are any rules to follow?
Well, not any more, there aren’t.
Alcohol makes the female Dopers look hot.
I use Facebook as my go-to when drunk. I don’t think I’ve posted sober to Facebook this year yet. From personal experience, I’ll just say that posting the word “cunt” is either a grand or shitty idea, never just meh.
You mean hotTER 
Damn keyboard! Of course that is what I meant- every female Doper looks like Susan Anton don’t they?
That’s epically funny.
editied by my imagination
I’m going to recommend a keyboard breathalyser. Whenever you have been drinking, your computer will automatically send me an email along with your Skype contact info. 
I look a little more like Susan B. Anthony:
http://gb.fs.boldernet.net/0/0/4/4789-275.jpg
but thanks for the compliment. 
