Predict The Next Poster!

nope… Wyatt-ing

There once was a man from Moline
who invented the great sex machine
concave or convex,
it would do either sex,
but sure was a dickens for Peritrochoid to clean …

You’ve managed to sum up two of my pet philosophies. I like that. :wink:

(I’m known for always having gum, and “post because you can” is a minute part of my philosophy… intelligence and erudition are good qualities, too)

F_X

Speaking of sex machines, I was in the bookstore today. I found a book called The Sexual Life of Catherine M. ----> quite, um, explicit. Not something I’d buy.

Wyatt

intersting… you’d rather be seen thumbing through it in the nice public bookstore, than to be caught alone with it at home???

(and who IS Catherine M??? he ponders …)

Flamsterette_X … since we seem to be the only ones here, seems like a good bet…

Sorry, Wyatt, Rocky’s here too. You’re just a few posts outta synch. Gotta get White Ink’s help sharpening those psychic vibes. I have this deep-down psychic hunch that Flamsterette_X is coming next though … you weren’t that far off.

Or maybe it’s just those damn tacos givin’ me that deep-down feelin’.

I once saw a very old doggy
Who was sleeping as sound as a loggy
So I took me some lead
Pounded down on his head
And now the beast’s fur is all soggy

Just wanted to lighten the mood a bit.

filthy beast of meat and hair

Flami

Y’all just keep predicting those who actually post in this thread fairly often. Mind you, most of you have better track records at prognostication than I do.

runs around the prognostication track

RJKUgly

NCB

There once was a Doper named Flamster
Who greased up the wheel of each hamster.
The squeaking, she said
Went right through her poor head
And she hated it worse than a spamster.

NoClueBoy, you’re next!

HA! Well, I’ll just bring my track record down a notch. :smiley:

Davebear!

Did Lobsang get waylaid by Orcs again?
We have a Bass Pro fix’n to open over here. Run by Balrogs, I hear.
If the women don’t find ya handsome, they better find ya handy.

ETF

So the goal of the game is to tell
Who the next poster will be? What the hell…
I’ll give it a go,
The next poster to show
Will be a young lady named guinastasia.

I like that Animaniacs song where the guy lists all the countries.

fun

Bingo Plebney

I hereby prognosticate – without any equipment, lel
Ummmmmmm…

(gee, mind’s a blank…)
Is there a Happy Lendervedder in the house?

Only four more posts after this to hit the magic number!! :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Sure.
[Ms.Robyn**

Sure.
Ms.Robyn

An exploded duck doesn’t end in -gry.
And no one knows why.

HowieReynolds

wow… what with your double post, you brought it right up to 1998 …

There once was a poster Lendervedder,
who double posted better and betterer
she hit submit twice
thought the hamsters were mice
and I haven’t guess the next poster right, yet-er-er

but I’m VERY close to being the Why 2-K poster!