I have a dirty little secret.
But I won’t tell.
donkeyoatey
Hmph. Happy, you’re a tease.
Got any clean secrets you’d care to spill? But you’ll have to wipe up after yourself.
Guinastasia
Bleach mixed with heavy-duty degreaser will take even the skankiest mildew off your shower tile, the nastiest rust stains off your porcelin tub, and make your kitchen sink sparkle.
Happy
Geez, I thought you said cleaning secrets.
mehendo
Ooh, ooooooh, I must take a peek at your music collection sometime.
“Grab your coat and get your hat son,
There’s a nut down on the corner,
Givin’ dollar bills away”
Mikie
ETF
Seems I’m an hour late. Sorry.
NoClueBoy
Well, I went a laid tile in a kitchen this afternoon. Needed some scratch, ya know?
Well, afterwards, sittin’ havin a couple of longnecks, my pal asks about my ex gf. I got confused about which one and I tols him she’s strippin’ now.
So, we go to see her. She has been wantin’ me to come see her work, and just callin to talk and stuff.
Have you ever had your ex girlfriend give you a lap dance in front of 100 or so people? Interesting.
She told me she’s coming over after work. Does that mean she’s no longer my ex? And what do I do about my other ex I went out with again last week? Why am I suddenly an ex gf magnate?
So… do i leave the door unlocked? Put a key under the flower pot? (it’s a different place, but she might remember that from the place she ahem “visited” so often in the past.) Or do I let her bang on the door? Crap! Do I really want this to start all over again?
My bud & his wifey thought she and i were a forever match when we were together.
I’m seriously thinking of becoming gay. I hear you can catch it at certain nightclubs. Haw haw.
Um… what?
Metallicblue
sperfer
Sounds like an interesting situation with one of the hundreds of ex-girlfriends, NCB. Good luck, man – that’s all I have to say.
wonders if NoClueBoy would like a prognosticator lap dance
Duck Duck Goose
ncb
Hello…
ETF, at whom I bite my thumb 
lel
I’m here.
So is my prognosticator tinfoil hat.
Tisiphone
Gosh, my life is weird.
AbbySthrnAccent
Esprix?
I predict the cats will drag in (kicking and screaming):
Rooves.
I’m not Esprix.
prognosticator fabulousness meter up high
BethCro
Will Lady Venom scare away Laughing Lagomorph? Stay tuned to this channel!
EddyTeddyFreddy : gum-de-gum-gum; gum-de-gum-gum-GUMMMMM!!!
Is the theme from Dragnet? I’m so happy now. kissing you on your three noses
lel the famous prognosticator. [don’t prognosticate me, I’m in bed]