Ooops! Looks like I’ve ETF’d another Doper. :smack: Thanks, Angua!
If Abby won’t come back and play, how about Larry Mudd for a change of pace?
Abby, my love, you’ve broken my heart.
Well, I exaggerate.
Abby.
And here comes Abby, preceded by the tail-waving duo of OpalCat and Tomcat.
Or even (a still hungover) Angua.
Tir Tinuvel
Choose your own adventure Limerick:
There once was a drunk named Santini
Who for breakfast had a vodka martini.
At lunch he had whiskey
And by dinner was frisky
(A) But had problems working his wienie.
(B) 'Cause of the rum he drank in betweenie.
Abby.
I’ve just been reading a discussion about pure intellectual attraction, which is mostly in terms of an attraction that can be developed at long distance without ever caring about what the person looks or even feels like. It could be the first Internet-compatible sexual attraction.
I think I’m e-sexually attracted to certain people in this thread. Not saying who, though… you have to guess. Even if you guess right, I might not say. Lots of fun that way. 
NCB
F_X
A! I pick A!
Happy
DIE!
All hail Lobsang!
He who has the keys of Death and Hades.
Do not copy.
AbbySthrnAccnt, bring beer. I’m sick of pie.
wrong!
You saucy new page starter, you!
Muah
Now, the spankings begin.
Doebi
The limerick wasn’t about you, Lobsang. No need to be so nasty to me. 
I would do a sexy dance for you, but you’ve hurt my feelings. 
Will my vodka do? I drink it straight sometimes, and sometimes mixed in with other things.
vanilla
F_X
Lobsang.
Nope. You got ETF instead.
I’d predict peritrochoid, but the silly thing is still looking for a mothership to abduct him/her.
So… digging her way out of an ever-growing heap of prognosticator gear…
lel!
Did someone predict me?
prognosticator hazmat suit on
milroyj
Durn! Ya just missed me, ETF! Currently peritrochoid is a him, but who knows what those aliens’ll do.
NoClueBoy will be moseying on in soon.
Choose your own adventure Haiku
Water glistens blue.
The noon-day heat is coming.
(A) Is that you that stinks?
(B) Holy shit! She’s nude!
Abby.
Predict the poster
Happy Lendervedder is
As likely as not.
True.
Dr. Matrix.