Sorry to disappoint you. It’s just me.
(Hey–I’m at work and I’m in desperate need of a break.)
Q.E.D.? Come out and play with us.
Ah… let me clear up something here. Eddy, Teddy, and Freddy are all male orange tiger mega-cats-- or as male as they can be, after their life-altering visit to the vet.
I, EddyTeddyFreddy, their Evil Captor, am female. Generally speaking. As far as I can determine.
{b]Flamsterette_X**, are you still there?
EddyTeddyFreddy: Yes, I am here. Who will show up next? I have absolutely NO idea… maybe you again
I should add that I’m still here, even if you do miscode my name. 
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Encore, Flamsterette_X.
Curse that misapplied shift key, Flamsterette_X!!!
Hi, everybody! Home from work and posting with a vengeance!
Giraffe! Will you come out and play?
Damn, I was sure I heard my name being called, but then I hear voices all the time…
Sure, and what kind of imprecations do you want me to rain down upon it?
F_X
See!
I claim the prize, hooray!
Vitriolic should do the trick, F_X. 
Chefguy, would you care to participate?
Sorry.
You know…I do believe everyone thus far who has predicted me next has been right…
Whattya say, EddyTeddyFreddy?
Vitriolic? Hmm… I’m not sure I should post them here!
F_X
Oh, well. I’ve been in at least one Pit thread that morphed into a civilized chat, so maybe the mods would cut us a little vitriolic slack here?
No? Ah, well. Idle Thoughts – can I break your streak?
See, sad people trying to muscle in on my pize, many have tried , say no more. It will come out.
What’s that supposed to mean?
Dammit…I almost made it.
Sorry…
EddyTeddyFreddy
It’s too bright here.
Need some Shade.