Forgive me lel but I bumped up your dopefest topic earlier.
Now…where is Super Gnat anyway…?
Well, your prognosticator laundry basket is wrong… your intuition proves you right. Good night, Super Gnat!
I predict Padeye might come in here to see what you’re posting about his wife! 
Pshaw.
Jumps in prognosticator grocery cart
bodypoet
Jumps out, flying
Hmm… well, I have a prognosticator notebook. It tells me that the next poster in here (based on posting patterns and such) is going to be…
Ferg!
(Well, I didn’t say it was accurate, mmmkay?)
F_X
Mine is still zero for whatever.
prognosticator jumpsuit on
Wang Ka!
jumps
I think I was accurate maybe twice or three times. Never really counted or anything.
Blonde’s said goodnight, so it’s going to be Phoenix Dragon next! (well, just because I like his name!)
Ummm. Wrong.
Sorry, I’ve not been in here till now.
Coldfire.
Well, you’d be wrong too.
I have no idea who’s been online for the past 45 minutes or so… I’ll just take a wild guess.
lel
F_X
Ha!!
Wrong again. BTW, I’ve lost about 20 pounds in the last two weeks.
NoClueBoy, time for you to make an appearance again.
One more incorrect, Flami. (Had I not wasted a minute previewing…)
I’m going to recycle an old guess. Mikie.
Ah, lel, not even close.
1920s Style Death Ray, where are you?
(He’s coming up next!)
nah. Maybe Coldfire this time?
He might be in the right time-zone. Goeiemorgen
Mikie, good for you! Wish I could do that…
gum, you’re wrong. Sorry.
F_X
And I believe it’s Guten morgen.
Next poster up? Who knows… maybe Cruktar.
F_X
Boo! You get me instead
I say Flamsterette_X will be next.
nah, me again. Sorry.
It’s goeiemorgen in Dutch. The guten morgen is German. Anyway: Good morning/evening.
my vote for Flamsterette_X now
Guten Morgen gum. Wie geht’s?
hehehe Gut, danke.
But I’m dutch. : Goed, dank je wel.
How about you? How about the next poster…Angua?
Ja? Ich bin hier.
Und Sie, gum? Sind Sie das Nachste?
Translation: “And you gum? Are you next?”
Ja das bin ich. [yep, it’s me]
Your German is pretty good. Unless you’re from Germany, then it’s merely sufficient. 
Now how about a dutch poster. Heee, luilakken, reageer. [hey, lazybones, react]
If Angua is going to post again: Don’t predict gum. I have to get going. Have a great day.