Nope, nope, not this time.
And now, Seven, has the chance to make a proper entrance.
Sorry, me instead. seven is off scouring the forums for that pesky 1920’s style “death ray” and whacking his head against the boards in torment 
Next is my new friend Jennyrosity
Hey, there, fizzygoodmakefeelnice, how are ya this fine morning? No point in guessing me coz I’m about to head out to the barn of 30 horses, five ponies, three goats, one mini mare named Whitney, one mini donkey named Dudley, two rabbits up at the owner’s house, assorted cats, and the raccoon that raids the grainroom. The wild turkey, named Tommie Girl, is still, alas, dead. An ex-turkey. Pining for the fjords of Massachusetts.
But she lives on in my sig.
Good morning EddyTeddyFreddy. Have a good day with your animals, you are so lucky!
I am suffering this morning from not being able to sleep last night. And I’m mourning for that wild turkey. I’d got dibs on that, you know.
Hmmmm, is anyone playing this game anymore? Angua are you around?
JavaMaven
Wow, what night mares I had.
I dreamed an actor got elected gov’nor of California. No, not Arnold.
Gary Coleman.
actually, that would be AWESOME!!!
…six, seven, eight…
Does anybody else hear the Go-go music from “Laugh In” whenever NoClueBoy posts to this thread?
Esprix
Laugh In and Star Trek are the two shows I watched in order to learn human customs and languages.
Relativistic physics are funny, if you ask me. (Hi, Angua!)
Chronos
You mean funny, amusing; funny, odd; or funny, fun and interesting? Or all three?
Dr Pepper
I’d say very interesting.
But shtupid.
Eddy
sperfur dons her belly-dancing outfit and shakes her hips for Lobsang
Lobsang drools 
sperfur predicts NoClueBoy as she sits on Lobsang’s lap
I am. I just have lots of nasty work do to. 
NoClueBoy, relativistic physics is hard. Very hard. I know, I do it a lot of the time. But its still hard, even though I got the top first in Part III Tripos on my general relativity exam. (Shade will understand the significance of that, and he will be up next to explain it to you :p)
ummm… I really suck at this game.
without further ado… please welcome to this forum’s stage…
Orange Skinner!!!
Shade might explain lots of stuff to you, but he wasn’t the one up next in this thread!
OK, Shade. Now go ahead and explain away!
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You’ll think you’re looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss
I like the sushi
'cause it’s never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like LeAnn Rimes
Because I’m all about value
Bert Kaempfert’s got the mad hits
You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I’d like a stinkin achin shake
I like vanilla, it’s the finest of the flavours
Gotta see the show, cause then you’ll know
The vertigo is gonna grow
Cause it’s so dangerous,
you’ll have to sign a waiver
How can I help it if I think you’re funny when you’re mad?
NoClueBoy
N = R[sub]*[/sub] x f[sub]p[/sub] x n[sub]e[/sub] x f[sub]l[/sub] x f[sub]i[/sub] x f[sub]c[/sub] x L
Drake’s Equation for estimating the number of technologically sophisticated civilizations in this galaxy.
FYI: he was wrong.
angua
Sorry I’m late, I was in Bavaria!
Boo! Yeah, he’s wrong. However, I once put in my educated guesses for each of the parameters, and it came out with N=1 
NCB