My cat’s breath smells like EddyTeddyFreddy.
Angua Parralax of one second of arc. About 3.5 light years, right?
Tell me tell me tell me
EddyTeddyFreddy
Yup. That’s right. 
Have you been looking at that other thread? 
PS… 3.5 light years is about 1 parsec 
sperfur
Yeah, I cross posted.
Why is Jesus here all of the sudden?
Polycarp
Good morning.
lel.
Sorry, Idle Thoughts I’m way outta left field.
NoClueBoy
I have a code in my dose and I’m moving very sdow.
Ah-CHOOO!
lel quickly sprays the thread with prognosticator Lysol
Angua?
Had to go buy a new TV. Mine died. It was about 15 years old or more, so why bother with a repair? Got me one o dem new fangled jobbers, yup!
I need a new monitor, too.
Yes, the lizard.
zev_steinhardt
I bought a TV in September 2001 after having been tubeless since the day before the Great OJ Simpson White Bronco Chase. That was the day my old TV committed suicide, in a black-smoke-spewing implosion. It was psychic, see; it knew what was comoing and couldn’t bear the prospect. :eek:
fizzygoodmakefeelnice, would you take a slightly used guinea hen instead? How about a duck?
Well… is it a beady looking creepy eyed duck? I was kinda holding out for that wild turkey I’ve got dibs on.
Oh well.
How are we all today anyway?
I have a piece of glass embedded in my left foot, another in my right leg and a third in my right butt cheek.
** AbbySthrnAccent**
Um, fizzy… would you care to explain the embedded glass? I mean, just tossing that casually out there and then not following up, is, well, kinda
CRUELLY TANTALIZING YOU HEARTLESS CREATURE!!!
No, the duck isn’t creepy eyed; not even beady looking, I’m afraid. It is, however, afraid of water, having been raised by hydrophobic sheep. Will that do?
Augh! I’m so bad at this–I keep picking posters in the wrong timezone.
But while I’m padding my post count, maybe fizzygoodmakefeelnice will come back and explain?
Nah, you just get me.
Someone just told me something really funny… he thinks that I have a 56K modem. To dream the impossible dream…
F_X
That duck sounds freaky. And in exactly what way has the guinea hen been used? Dishcloth? Tennis ball?
The glass is there as a result of a mishap with a wine bottle. Never copy anything you see on TV children!
I also got a tattoo today - so I’m in pain!
Anyways, EddyTeddyFreddy will post again, in defence of her deranged duck!
That duck is strange. That duck nests in trees.
The guinea hen has served her homeland as the first line of defense against ticks, flies, marauding cats, and automobiles. Yes, automobiles. It is her sworn duty to pursue moving vehicles, squawking raucously, until they accelerate out of reach.
The goats provide a second line of defense. When a vehicle attempts to penetrate the property, they congregate in the driveway and threaten to butt the bumper of the offending auto. Or they lie down and chew their beards.
None of them have tattoos. As far as I know.
Abby? Come play with fizzygoodmakefeelnice and me-me-me?
Some people have a heart of glass.
FizzyChick has an ass of glass.
Hmmm…
Johnny Bravo
Hiya.
It’s only me.
hmmmmmmmm
ETF
Oooh! Oooh! Better late than never!
Yeah, so I’m slow. I only do vanity searches once a week.
Hooboy. AND I’m a dork.
Angua