HALLO!
I’ve got sumthin’ in my eye and I’m having trouble resisting the urge to rub it.
Angua.
Don’t rub it. You’ll only make it worse.
Gah. I sound like my mother!
fizzymakegoodfeelnice
You could try handcuffs, green_bladder – behind your back. 
My mom (in her middle 80s) has a hard time just seeing the screen, and with an almost useless right arm finds it difficult to type, but when her assisted living place put in a computer for the residents, she was the first to try it out. Never having computed before, she found it overwhelming, but succeeded in achieving email.
fizzygoodmakefeelnice?
yes? yes? What have I done now?
Angua/?
ETF Good Morning y’all.
Or maybe even Angua? Who knows.
Afternoon.
I’m going to start getting sulky with office equipment soon. the printer won’t play nice…
green_bladder
ding ding ding
Handcuffs would be a good idea. Where do you think I could get a pair? All the fetish stores have closed already 
EddyTeddyFreddy.
Fizzymakepostpredictionscometrue
Damn! i’m on fire
Handcuffs, handcuffs… the local police department?
ETF
'Ello, Poppit!
buckleberryFerry
'Ello…
I’m looking at pretty radio maps…
NCB
green_bladder
wibble wibble.
The elephant is a dainty bird.
lel
Angua
Never predict me on a Sunday.
I’m never going to be here.
That being said…
NoClueBoy
My palantir is saying that someone with a huge flaming eyeball will post next.
But I reckon it’ll be fizzestothetop.
Stupid crappy palantir.
Going to check my eyeball in the mirror.
Idle Thoughts
the 'Beast with an incredible break on the ball steps in front of **Idle Thoughts[b/] to intercept **AbbySthrnAccent
**'s throw… he’s gonna take it all the way to the house! TOUCHDOWN VERBENA
NCB
Is Lobsang still about?