The date: July 4, 2002
The location: Cousin Patty’s annual July 4th party
One of ‘the gay boys’ (term of endearment - don’t get your panties in a wad) mother comes out onto the porch in the middle of the huge fireworks display. She screams at him to come inside - she needs him to lance a boil on her ‘monkey’. OMG
MonkeyMule
Good Morning, y’all. I brought donuts. Angua
Oooh… Donuts… yum…
fizzyfeelgoodmakenice
Ahoy, me mates! Whot be the problem 'ere now?
Arrr! Not enough pirates!
That’s whot it be, don’t ye know…
ArrrMatey
Ahoy! It be talk like a pirate day, don’t it?
Shiver me timbers! I sound like a cross between a pirate and Fat Albert!
look!ninjas
It be the ol’ ‘Beastie… better known in these waters as Bloody Jack Cash, ARRR! After a cruise o’ the main chasin’ booty, nuthin’ puts a grin on me face like Sweeeeeet donuts! Arrr! Where be AbbySthrnAccent>
Righto Mate! I think it’s time for Dr Pepper
Arr Matey! Shiver me timbers, or I’ll make ye walk the plank!
Methinks verbenabeeastie should be making an apperance.
Aarrr!
Arrrrrrr. HHaaaaaaa. HHAAAArrrrrr…
HAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Ooh I feel better for that.
So… what’s all this about pirates?
photopat
Arr… ten thousand thunderin’ typhooooooons…
Who should I predict next… hmm… boy, I have absolutely no clue.
Arrrr! It be “Talk Like a Pirate Day”, ye landlubber! Avast, fizzygoodmakefeelnice!
Arr!
Arrrrrr! Matey. Philster you’re next up for the plank.
Aaarrr… green_bladder’d be next…
aar…
WILL YOU CRAZY PEOPLE STOP THIS GROWLING ALREADY??? YOU’RE SCARING MY CATS!!!
Thak you very much, and I nominate Hamadryad as our next guest.
Aaww… sorry ETF… How about I tickle the cats under the chin? Do they like bananas?
Or bandanas, mebbee?
Captain Blunty
How about bananananananas?
Captain Angua at your service. Arr!. 
NCB
HARR!!!
Sperfur
Haar! Haarrrr Harr!
Another vote for sperfur
Vote for sperfur for belly dancing queen!
SpankyMonkey