Other as in do not want. Yes, I’m a weirdo.
I voted male, coitus but a while ago, for no particular reason that she mentioned, my SO decided that coitus was banned so we had to orgasm in other ways. The whole thing only lasted a few weeks and was good fun, so much so that I may try introducing the same ban for a while.
I’ve tried to imagine that. But they usually go one at a time. Once in a while there will be two at once. Blows my circuitboard.
i’ve come close a few times relaxing in the water in the shade in my old galvanized cattle tank out in the pasture with no physical stimulation at all by meditating on my prostate gland and my wife’s best friend, this might be the best ever but i can’t quite get there. is this at all possible? should i do it in front of heifers?
Hmm, only 18% of the females prefer coitus over alternative stimulations. Sort of deflating for the male ego.
Sorry, gentlemen.
So far, 69 gentlemen and 34 ladies have voted. The answers broken down one gender at a time:
Option Absolute count % of women
Female, receiving cunnilingus 9 26.5
Female, vibrator on clit 8 23.6
Female, coitus 6 17.7
Female, masturbation 6 17.7
Other 3 8.9
Female, penile anal penetration 1 2.9
Female, receiving finger job 1 2.9
Option Absolute count % of men
Male, coitus 35 50.7
Male, receiving blow job 23 33.3
Male, masturbation 4 5.8
Male, receiving hand job 4 5.8
Male, receiving penile anal penetration 2 2.9
Male, receiving other analpenetrating object 1 1.4
The options not listed got zeroed out.
N.B.:
Female: receiving cunnilingus and vibrator on clit, added together, make an absolute majority.
Male: coitus all by itself makes an absolute majority.
Go wild. I voted “Male, receiving blow job” and my optimal conditions are “administered by Kate Beckinsale”.
Oh. 'Scuze me.
You leave my missus out of this !
I keep seeing the thread title as “*Presidential *orgasmic technique,” and after the Iowa caucuses, I don’t want to *think *about that.
A cigar.