What is your preferred method of achieving orgasm ?
Poll coming
my pole is coming too.
Watch where you point that thing…
Yes, this.
Between your recent threads about orgasms and electricity…have you been meaning to tell us something about a recent career change? Research assistant for Masters and Johnson, maybe? 
I would like to get paid for this
I’m spending way to much time on researching you guys…and gals
When you say “All conditions are optimal,” does that mean I would actually have a lover? 'Cause, like, I don’t, and so masturbation is kinda the only option available. If I did have a lover, I guess I’d vote for Male: coitus. Is that how I ought to vote?
Yes. You are not alone.
Yes he is. That’s what he just explained.
Grin! Let’s just say that conditions are not optimal!
(I’d like a lover…and a good job…and a pony!)
(And I know what you’re thinking, and don’t say it!)
I think you’re bluffing: what am I thinking?
Why, you’re thinking, “My, what a nice day it would be for a ramble in the countryside. I haven’t been down to the old mill-pond in ever so long. I wonder if there are still cattle in the lea. Perhaps I’ll pack a picnic lunch…”
Oy, that’s uncanny. I tip my hat.
Butterflies and zebras then moonbeams later on though…
Sounds like fairy tales. Is that all you ever think about?
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No, only while I kiss the sky. 
The Truth is out there.
Believe the Lie!
Male here. Other: Breast sex. And, f I could ever have another woman sucking my toes at the same time, that would be ideal.
Well, what did you expect from a borderline attention whore who signs with a SDMB cliche adaptation like The One, True OG? Something mainstream???
Oh, yeah, I almost forgot:
The Boner of Salvation!
I can’t believe I omitted this technique which is very enjoyable for the male and leads to quick orgasm for the female.
The woman takes the penis in her hand and rubs the tip of it on her clit. She is in complete control. But if the man pretends he is ejaculating, (pulsating erection in her hand) it will drive the woman to a quick uncontrollable orgasm.
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Vibrator on clit. WOW!!!
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Other: Breastgasms. I’ve got two clits on my chest. Three times the fun.
Too bad you only have two hands. Just imagine all three going off at the same time.