these are great!
None of course, can top Spiro Agnew!
(grow a penis)
Dennis Kucinich
Nice chin kid sun
chickens id nun i
Ronald Wilson Reagan
Insane Anglo Warlord
Madeleine Albright:
GAINED HITLER BLAME
Donald Rumsfeld:
RUM FONDLED LADS
Donald H. Rumsfeld:
HANDLED OLD SMURF
Jimmy Carter
A CRY TERM JIM
CREAM JIM TRY
CAR JET RIM MY
RACY TERM JIM
ACT MERRY JIM
Warren Harding
HARDER WARNING
DRAWN A HERRING
DARLING WREN, RAH!
William Howard Taft:
I, FAT WILL, AM 'TARD. HOW?
John Kerry =
HORNY JERK!
Teddy Roosevelt =
Deservedly Toot
Destroyed Vet, Lo!
Oddest Lover Yet
Svelte Teddy Roo
My cat’s breath smells like cat food:
Chief’s dorky tot smells a camel, bat. [/hijack]
Chester Alan Arthur
A snatcher urethral.
I think that’s something that QtM uses to make prisoners talk.
Thomas Jefferson
OFFER THEM A SON
JON OF THE FARMS
HE OFTEN JAMS FOR…
Willliam Taft
I’M FAT AT WILL
WAFT 'TIL MAIL
Woodrow Wilson
WOOD OILS DROWN
WOW! OL’ ODOR WINS!
Ulysses Grant
SLY GUESS RANT
SLY TUG SNARES
STAR UGLYNESS
SNARLY GUESTS