Presidential Anagrams!

In My Humble Opinion
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How many ways can I avoid school work? Well, how many roads must a man walk down…

Using the Internet Anagram Server You don’t have to use an actual president, I’m just trying out the candidates. Let’s see if Dopers can figure out what these people are really like.

If anagrams never lie, then…

Wesley Clark

“Wee Sly” Clark
We yell Racks!
Wacky Seller
Wacky Resell
Scrawly Leek
El Wry Elk Sac (I dunno, just sounds silly)
Alley Wrecks
Celery Walks (kinda ominous)
All Cry Weeks
Wrecks Ye All
Cry, Sleek Law!

Note of Caution: These lists can get really long, as I’m sure you’re all aware of, so get your eyes ready.

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George Bush (the better ones):

Be eh grog US
Be her gog US
Bogus erg he
Grub see hog
Shrub gee go
Rob egg he US
Sub here gog
Rub egg he so

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William Clinton

Calm Lion Til Win

Will Clinton Aim?

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Celery Walks!

Band Name!

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Al Sharpton:
Alpha Snort
A Slap North

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Al Gore

Galore
Real Go
Ear Log

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Joe Lieberman:
Major Beeline

Colin Powell:
Pillow Clone

Condoleezza Rice:
Decolonize Craze

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Some oldies…

James K Polk
JAMS KELP OK

Theodore Roosevelt
DE EELS OVER HOOT ROT
DE SVELTE HERO OR TOO
SO DE ETHER LOVER TOO

Richard Nixon
RANCID HORN IX
DR NACHO RIN XI

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Best one for GEORGE BUSH: HE BUGS GORE.

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Gerald Ford = Larded Frog :stuck_out_tongue:

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Oh, and James Monroe = Mojo Seer Man

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Getting weaker…

Franklin Pierce contains a fine crank plier (presumably some well-crafted mechanical gizmo).

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Here’s a nice one

John F. Kennedy – Fed Jenny Honk (among others…)

:eek:

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While I suppose he’s not your typical Prez, Adolf Hitler has some wild anagrams.

Hate Dr. of Ill
Dollar Thief
Eat Ford Hill (??)
Faith Rolled
Led Half Riot
Hello Dr. Fiat
Dire Hot Fall
Dr. Lithe Olaf
Flora Held It
Oaf De Thrill
The Dill Afro jeez…
I Do Hell Raft
and my personal favorite, Dr. Hello I. Fat :smiley:
There’s honestly like a billion that his name makes, I’d be here for hours looking through them all

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George Washington would be:

A ENGORGES THING OW
A GEORGE THING OWNS
A GEORGE THONG WINS (Damn! Where can I ger me one?!?!!)
GOT A GREENISH WONG (Wonder how they know that?)

Ant the list goes on…

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MARTIN VAN BUREN could appear in BATMAN RUNNER IV, then BATMAN RUNNER VI. Of course, someone has to film plain old BATMAN RUNNER first…

Maybe ADLAI STEVENSON lost two elections in the 1950’s because of his secret life, encapsulated in the phrase VANDAL TIES NOSE.

Appropriately enough, 1964 Republican candidate BARRY GOLDWATER was a GARBLED WAR TORY, and a GARBLED RAW TYRO to boot.

Had GEORGE WALLACE won in 1968, his Texan supporters might have celebrated with some WACO LAGER GLEE.

I’m sure perennial right-wing aspirant PATRICK BUCHANAN would relish the opportunity to PUNCH ARABIC TANK.

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Howard Dean:
A darned who?
A hard wed, no?
Ahead, Dr. Won!
Warhead Don
Aha. Drowned.
Wade Hard-on
Herbert Hoover:
Brother, Veer Ho!
Oh. Retro verb, eh?
James K. Polk: (just two)
Jam Skelp OK
Kelp Jams Ok.

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Waco lager glee!

sheesh.

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Tony Blair

Brainy Lot
Torn Libya
Lo! Tiny Bra

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Abraham Lincoln

A CORNBALL MAN. HI.
A BALL CHAIN, MR NO.
A BALL, NORMA CHIN.
A LAMB RANCH LION.
A BAR HALL. C’MON IN.
A ROACH MANN, BILL.