Pretend I am Tori Spelling

Am I hot?

I think there was another thread about her.

The only reason you’re even posting is because your daddy’s the Admin.

No.

Okay, can we now pretend you’re Betty White?
Cuz, this is fun.

…no,you are a butterface:p

I wouldn’t kick you out of bed for eatin’ crackers.

oh, and I’ve never met an ugly rich girl. :wink:

Hey Tori!

::donkeypunch::

Gotta go! Buh-bye!

Do you have an enhanced field of view due to your freaky bug eyes?

Why?

Why not ask the question directly?

PIE?

Not yet. Let me light the fire.

Slapslapslapslapslapslapslapslapslapslapslapslapslapslapslap

And just for good measure…

SLAP!

You are not hot, but at least you don’t have disturbingly crooked eyes like Shannon Doherty.

“Maw! Git me mah guhn!”

blam

TJ555 are you ever going to post anything worthwhile?

Sheesh.