Prisoner Provides Info re: Hoffa's Whereabouts

Well, his corpse’s whereabouts, that is.

According to this article on FOXNews.com, they’re digging up a pool in Oakland, CA now.

How cool will that be if they find him?

Cool? Cool??? Think of all the good jokes that would go wasted if they find him!

At first I thought Encino Man but it’s Oakland County, Michigan.

Okay, someone fire off the first can opener joke.

What do Jimmy Hoffa and Bill Clinton have in common?

They’re both pushing leaves of grass.

Sorry, but that location sounds a little off the deep end.

Hey, waitaminnit! I thought he was a part of the Meadowlands complex.

There never was any concrete evidence.

Whoops, sorry about the CA part in my OP.

Smee teamster, (dirtbags) Unions are good, to keep the suits in check. Only the bastards are just as rotten, smee looking at lawsuit…
Bastard was part of Kennedy/headshot

EEEkkk! Sorry I didn’t see you started this one first.

lieu: Wouldn’t that have been funnier if you had said “Walt Whitman” instead of Clinton? :wink:

Sure would end a lot of rumors.

Indeed. I’ve been claiming for a generation now that the Rapture’s already happened. How do I know: well, where’s Hoffa gone to?

lieu: Wouldn’t that have been funnier if you had said “Walt Whitman” instead of Clinton? :wink:

Sure would end a lot of rumors.

HELL.

(rapture? smee ruptured something last night, not the colin though…)

The mystery lives on and the jokes may continue. The pool search turned up nothing.