One of my favorite DJs in New Mexico started pronouncing Dillards as “dee-yards” because he was so used to pronouncing the Spanish ‘ll’ as ‘y’ (you know, as in ‘tortilla’?). Kinda caught on for a while.
SunTrust Bank = ScumThrust Bank
Wal-Mart = Wally World
Back to School, big U of I meat market: Kams = Scams
What a silly thread. Must contribute.
Eat ‘n’ Park = Eat ‘n’ Puke
Burger King = Burger Thing
Hardees = Hardly’s, Hard on’s
Jack in the Box = Jerk in the Box
Giant Eagle (supermarket) = Big Bird
US Airways = US Scareways (formerly Allegheny Airlines, or Agony Air)
Air France = Air Chance
Back in the days before Texas International airlines was scarfed up by Continental, we called it Texas Intergalactic.
MacDonalds = Golden Arches or Mickey D’s
White Castle = Belly Bombers
Taco Bell = Taco Smell
7 Eleven = 6 Ten
Winn Dixie = Winn DickMe or Winn Doodie
Microsoft = Microsloth, makers of Internet Exploder and Back Orifice
US Airways = Useless Airways
The first time I saw a Kum & Go, I (figuratively) died with laughter. Of course, I was also drunk beyond belief at the time.
I don’t have anything else to add, except my best friend calls Parliment cigs P-Funks, too.
I’m braindead right now and can’t think of any except for
Napster= Nappy Heads
USA Today = McNews
Wal-mart= the Walter-mart or Uncle Walter’s
(I think those were pretty much unique to my family, and now that we actually live near one, we don’t use them as much as when we only visited Uncle Walter’s when visiting my grandmother(and then we visisted “him” once a day))