" I’m a Movie Star, not an ACTOR!" RIP Peter O’Toole.
PeeWee’s Final Adventure.
Abe Vigoda, " It’s nothing personal, it’s just business."
Martha Stewart is Dead. " It’s a Good Thing."
Hillary Clinton Is Dead. “It’s a Good Thing.”
Ben Affleck is dead. Signs largest movie dead ever at his own wake.
Dorothy Parker, " Her only flair is in her nostrils."
Now he’s permanently stiff. Bill Clinton dead.
STeve Gutenberg has gone to the Police Academy in the Sky.
Kevin Costner meets his Waterworld.
“I’d like to pet your pussy but you’ll have to move your cat.” Johnny Carson RIP
(When Gene Simmons dies): KISS Farewell Tour Almost Over
Harry Belafonte : “Day-O, Daylight comes and me canna go home”
James Doohan : I canna fix this, captain
Simon or Garfunkel: “Hello Darkness my old friend.”
Yes, but could they get the coffin lid down?
Paul McCartney: This time, he really IS dead. No plans for Ringo’s Beatle reunion.
Andrew Lloyd Webber: I remember a time I knew what happiness was.
Gloria Gaynor : She didn’t survive
Keanu Reeves Dead, acting style unchanged
Marlon Brando Dead, Don’t ask me to be a bearer
Eve is dead, and I look fabulous!
William Shatner: You’re dead, Jim!
Leonard Nimoy: I am not Spock.
I thought it was “James Doohan Beams Up.”
Dennis Miller - Come On Work With Me Babe - OK.
Jerry Lee Lewis: Great Balls of Fire
Jerry Lewis: Heeeey Laaaady!
(With acknowledgements to lno): Bury them together: Goodness Gracious! Great alls of…Heeeey Laaaady!
(With acknowledgements to lno): Bury them together: Goodness Gracious! Great balls of…Heeeey Laaaady!
Alice Cooper - No more Mr. Niceguy.
Robert Plant - He’s buying a stairway to Heaven
Old McDonald - bought the farm e i e i o
Johnny Depp - What’s eating Gilbert Grape? Maggots.
Fred Phelps - Is it hot down there?
When the latter of either Paul or Ringo dies:
Beatles finally reunited!