Proof that John = Cyberian

Why would you lie about being Cyberian if you knew Opal would post that picture?

The answer: You fucked up, moron. You either forgot that you sent it, or you thought Opal dumped it.

People have accused you of being Cyberian. You denied it.

You’re not satisfied with being an obnoxious troll. You have to be a liar as well. And not even a very good one.

Go and invent another sock puppet.

Hi guys, bear with me for a sec will ya?

Who the hell is Cyberian? Is this an old AOLer? I recognise ‘john john’, but havnt heard of cyberian.

Anyone?

WitlessWally

THOSE people being the operative phrase that would clarify your post, which you have omitted from the quote. Again, you are just too slow for these proceedings.


Pas grande chose.

Wally, how did you make the laughing smilie?

WallySlowOne

All one has to do is go to the TMMB and they can see the pic of Cyberian. If I sent her my pic, John John, for the TMMB that would indicate, for normal people anyway, that I was aware of his pic on that board. Am I going too fast for you, WitlessWally? Does it sound like I’m trying to hide anything, SlowOne?

Opps, there is the bell, your first period is starting. ABC’s correct? Duhhhhhhhhhhh


Pas grande chose.

John John,

You’re busted. Morons always fuck up sooner or later and you just fucked up in a big way.

Your only hope of preserving any semblance of dignity is top apologise then piss off.

:slight_smile:
Just paste the above line where you want the smiley to go.

Love ya, Kells.

The Cricketer’s Pub has just closed and TomH is home slobbering warm English larger on his keyboard. Lose at darts again, old bean?


Pas grande chose.

Oops. Lets try it again:

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But remove the quotes.

Damn it.

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But use the square brackets, Kelli.

TomH

You, on the other hand, have NONE to preserve.

Pas grande chose.

You’re just plain stupid, Cyberian.

Time to invent another moronic persona.

Putz.

Thanks darlin!

I just read some of the hillary thread, and BOY! is this guy obsessed with her ass! I cant fathom why he cares how big her ass is. I wouldnt vote for her because she isnt really ‘from’ that state, but the size of her ass really wouldnt affect me either way.

Couldnt get the smilie to paste , :frowning:

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Showoff!

John John:

Bwaaahaahaaahaaaahaaaahaaaaahaaaaa!
ROFLMAO

If you think that is funny, try reading his views in the “PEACE in IRELAND” Thread in GreatDebates http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001202.html

(not to brag or anything, but I called him on the trolling thing months ago) Do I win a prize??

J
Because Fido ate the Hand Grenade for me,
When the Tans came round to search the house at tea,
I said, “Take this, dog, and eat”,
He thought it was a can of meat,
It was the hand grenade that Fido ate for me.

Sorry John. We had some exchange of email conversation during the “Christmas in the Schools” thread where I flat out told you I was wary of you because of the concerns that you might be Cyb. You always referred to “him” in the third person, asking me “Was he really that bad?” etc.

-Melin


Who is NOT Straight Dope Staff

Siamese attack puppet – California

I regret to say that the odds of this happening are roughly the same as the odds of me intentionally setting my hair on fire. Cyb has been outed on numerous occasions. He started terrorizing the AOL boards with his oh-so-transparant sock puppets nearly 2 yrs ago and hasn’t let up since. Every time he invents one of his new invisible playmates, he gets called on it (his writing style is SO similar, he uses many of the same phrases, regulary references things that happened long before the new sock puppet arrived and could possibly have any clue about, etc.), denies it vehemently, and then does something only a person as ignorant as he is would do - on more than one occasion, he posted under one of his false identities, but stupidly included the sig line from ANOTHER of his false identies. I’ve no doubt his latest invention, SandyCane, will post something above JohnJohn’s sigline soon.

As for “feeding” the trolls… no, I’m using him for target practice, as are manny others. He truly deserves it, and this is the pit, after all… Besides, I enjoy watching him squirm! I outed him on the Hillary Fat Ass thread and he actually tried to claim that “someone” (an old reg) was feeding him info/key phrases/old in jokes so he could “fool” us. Um. Yeah. Right.

StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
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John John:

I have no bone to pick with you, and no prior reason to attack you.

That said, there is no doubt in my mind that you denied being “Cyberian” many times here. I was not a participant on the AOL version of this board, so the name Cyberian and any contentious issues that came with it meant nothing to me.

But if you are now admitting that you are the person formerly known as Cyberian, then you lied about it before.

Whatever name you use is, of course, your business. Still, I had no axe to grind with you before, but I can say that based on this set of circumstances alone, you do not come off as particularly trustworthy.

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