Notice I said, “just once.”
John John,
To this point in my short SDMB existence, I have had no beef with you. Granted, I don’t go over to GD too often. The only posting of yours that is even memorable to me is the Hillary/Fatass thread. Your childish obsession with her behind grew tiresome rather quickly, BTW. But I never held that against you.
In this thread alone, your selective responses (Wally’s question…will you ever get to it?) your fixation on attacking StoryTyler and Tom, and your all around weasely demeanor leave me with the conclusion that you are a Grade-A jackass.
You are hereby publicly requested to cease and desist from acting like a fucking moron.
Mouthbreather, I’m going to break my own rule about using smileys in the pit.
Here’s what I think of your post: 
John John
Asking someone to answer a question about the TOPIC THEY RAISED AS A THREAD is quite different than demanding A PERSON ANSWER QUESTIONS ABOUT THEIR PRIVATE LIFE, OR to have to FEND OFF UNTRUE ATTACKS.
This is a sterling example of how they have distorted things. See how they slant things? I never asked DavidB to tell me who he was but to answer questions about HIS THREAD TOPIC, THE ONE HE STARTED, which he did not.
Nice try.
Pas grande chose.
Okay.
Cyberian, are you and John John the same person?
Just this once, can you give us a straight forward answer to that question?
I don’t have a problem witht that. 
WallyM7 et al.,
Accept the fact that J-J will not give you the satisfaction of a direct answer. It is more enjoyable for him to watch y’all twist with consternation over his evasiveness.
It is his typical passive-aggressive approach. This, and his hard-headedness in the face of fact and reason, can be infuriating (just see the 6 billion thread), until you realize that the best approach is to either ignore him or use rational thought against his irrationality until you get tired. Then, just fade away and let him continue to endlessly post to himself.
He seems to derive great enjoyment in baiting people. Don’t give him the satisfaction of getting to you.
That’s my advice, anyway.
I. too, would like to see John John answer the question: Were you Cyberian?
And if you want to see photos of myself and other Dopers from the L. A. area, click here. I’m in the very first picture. I’m the guy on the left.
(Please note that these are large photos and can take a LONG time to download. It’s not my page, it belongs to Ruffian. AFAIK, this is the only picture of me online.)
AFAIK, none of the people in these photos has ever posted under another name.
Can you say the same, John John?
When all else fails, ask Cecil.
Seems not, Wally.
It is my opinion, and purely my opinion, with no generalization implied, and no evidence to be assumed in any way, that JJ is a
Putz.
mouthbreather
Is this not a selective version of actual events? Reread this thread and then honestly tell me who threw the first stone? Look at ToiletTyler’s first post to me and then look at tom’s continuious harping on me? It really doesn’t matter if you’re honest or not, the record is there for all fair people to see, which you don’t seem to be.
Pas grande chose.
I don’t have all night to document all your offenses, John, however, this one is easy:
tomndebb:
John John:
(I never said “all” o ye of little reading comprehension.) However:
Tom~
You will also note, John, that the only time I have “thrown a stone” is in response to your denial of your identity as Cyberian54. I said long ago (and have repeated in other contexts) that if you will stop the denial, I will not call you on your denials.
Easy enough.
Tom~
Perhaps in this thread you were attacked first, but that seems to be stemming from a greater issue, that being you posting under multiple names and lying about it.
Your actions seemingly cast the first stone.
I’m sure I’ll sleep just fine tonight knowing that you don’t think I’m fair.
Drive
I am not REQUIRED to answer any question that I deem an invasion of my privacy, or that is an arrogant attempt to provoke me, which all these questions are. I have been accused of being many people and it is simply not true.
I have told you all already, one impertinant question begets a dozen more. Not going to play that game.
Pas grande chose.
Hear that, Wally? You’re impertinent!
How about we make a fresh start, John John?
Let’s put our differences aside for the moment and forget the name calling that both sides are guilty of. Fair enough?
In the spirit of at least a temporary cessation of hostilities, I wonder if you would be kind enough to enlighten us as to whether you and Cyberian are the same person.
No need to eloborate. A simple yes or no will suffice.
Surely, this query is too small to place a burden on your sensibilities?
Yeah, Wally, you whippersnapper! If you keep giving John lip, he’s going to whap you with his cane!
Everybody knows that Steve McGarrett only takes orders from the governor and God - and occassionally even they have trouble.
Or how about this one JJ. Could you please tell us in the spirit of understanding, why you have felt the need to change your user name from Cyberian?
Impertinent?
Saints preserve us!
Hey, neat, a link to the LA Shindig page. Neato, jab1. FWIW, the pix have been compressed (so they are not as clear) and should only take a minute or two to download, rather than the 10 min. the original page took! :o
My only comment in this thread is the same comment I had back in the Cyberian Wars on AOL: Why do you guys waste your time with this guy?