The question you may want to ask them is,
“Please tell me, is there anything I could say to you that could sway you from your faith?”
To which, they most certainly will respond, “Not a chance, not now, not ever!”
Then, tell them you feel the same way, and they should just move along.
Or you could tell them you are a Buddhist. Problem solved. They don’t know jack about that, they’ll just turn and go, directly.
The pussy went down in half a round! I need a challenge! :mad:
[shrug] What are the Jews for Jesus thinking?
It should be legal to pepper spray any proselytizer.
“But is there anything I could do, to shake your faith in a God Who can allow such suffering?” 
Mormons are such gentiles. 
Fans could put that verse citation on signs and wave them at Denver Broncos games, but I doubt it would limit on-the-field holiness displays.
The last clueless proselytizers I had to disperse, showed up at my front door early one Sunday morning - a salt-and-pepper team who announced they were there to pray with me. Somewhere in the manual it should say that when the door is opened by a scowling, wild-bearded figure in a dog-ripped bathrobe who has just had his Sunday morning breakfast and newspaper interrupted, you should apologize and slink away before you are martyred.
Considering she apparently worships Slaanesh, that could go horribly wrong*.
*or horribly right, depending on your point of view.
LOL. You know what’s really funny about that? Mormons refer to anyone who isn’t a mormon as a gentile. :smack:
I know. Mormons call Jews “gentiles.” How hilarious is that?
This habit of the Mormons always pisses off some of my jewish friends to no end.
Heh. My first introduction to the word “gentile”, as a very young child, was in the Great Brain series of books. These took place in turn-of-the-century Utah, from the point of view of Catholic kid among an overwhelmingly Mormon community. So … even today whenever I hear that word my brain thinks “non-Mormon”.
I bet. If I were Jewish, it would piss me off mightily. I might have to smite them. 
When pairs of moroni come knocking at my door wearing holy diapers preaching buried treasure, I have to admit that I can not take them seriously.
I understand that Isaac Asimov was greatly amused that there was actually an active faith which considered him a gentile.
First, ooh pretty artwork!
Second, I can see the proselytizers side of it. The way most of them see it, we’ve all got a horrible disease. They have the cure and we’re nuts for not accepting it. They are, in their way of thinking, just trying to help.
So, I tolerate them as long as they are polite. I hate Jews For Jesus with a passion, however. They are just lying liars telling lies.
Don’t get angry. Have some fun.
You will live longer. Listen to Death Panda
Oh, I no longer live there, and I haven’t had any missionaries darken my door since I got the hell out of there. I figure they can sense evil better out of the state.
I chuckled.
The OP makes a good point. Only people like us should be allowed to talk to us. As someone else pointed out, it ought to be legal to pepper spray people who are not like us.
Jesus.
Man, if anyone could use some “displays of holiness” on the field, it’s the Denver Broncos.
I don’t believe that you’re really Jesus.