Better to have loved and lost your favorite CD, then to have loved and lost your car.
One bad apple _________
Better to have loved and lost than to go to prison, get done anal and still lose.
Anything worth doing __________.
One bad apple will kick one good apple’s ass, take its wallet, and be on his way.
Anything worth doing probably involves women or money.
The grass is always greener__________
The grass is always greener on the Columbian side of the fence.
Of all the things I’ve lost _____________.
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my foreskin the most - JDT 
I’m out of proverbs. lieu, you’re welcome to pick the next one.
The older the fiddle _________.
The older the fiddle the more likely it is to turn up on Antiques Roadshow and be deemed worthless.
Too many cooks _________
…means more food for me! Mmmmm…
Haste…
Hasten only for money, nothing else is worth the effort.
An empty jug makes…
An empty jug makes…for a very poor drinking companion - fill 'er up barman!!
When life gives you________
When life gives you steel-toed boots, use 'em!
Let a smile be _____________
Let a smile be ___ a smile and not a grimace of constipation.
A atched kettle _____
Bugger, should be:
A watched kettle _______
A watched kettle is hard to steal.
It’s not what you do, it’s________
It’s not what you do, it’s_ who you do it to.
When in Rome ____
When in Rome, get me some nice olive oil, cheers.
The world is your_______
The world is your_______ whelk.
All roads lead ________
All roads lead to construction detours and dead ends, leaving you lost in the middle of nowhere at two o’clock in the morning.
You can run, but _________
You can run, but I’ve got a pogo-stick so nyah!
Money makes_______
Money makes for good foliage.
A stitch in time ________.