Do not hide a live spider in a closed tool kit to scare someone. HR at the big airplane company was not amused.
Carry on.
Cat: The whipped cream in the bathroom is NOT whipped cream.
Seriously, wash your hands thoroughly before having sex if you’ve chopped habaneros in the past 24 hours.
Or just wear gloves. Whether for the sex or the chopping, I’ll let you decide.
You can wear gloves for both.
[sub]just make sure they’re different gloves…[/sub]
Always bury your dung.
You have 2 hands! Chop with one, sex with the other.
Sharing this PSA.
Oh, boo!
If we’re taking songs as PSAs, Jim Croce has a slew of them in just one.
Actually, PSA was the airline. 
You don’t tug on superman’s cape
You don’t spit into the wind
You don’t pull the mask off that old lone ranger
And you don’t mess around with slim
Do not use the bathroom without a serious wash either.
(I’ve done both, and neither worked out well for any of the touched parts)
You did that to someone? Argh. I hate practical jokes.
I suppose they’d frown upon pumping someone’s toolbox full of grease, too.
Partypoopers.