Dooku reminded me of something with this post in the air travel pit thread:
Every day I ride the El, I see some jackasses who clearly don’t understand the common sense concept of let-the-people-off-then-you-get-in “style” of getting on a train or bus. I swear, with centuries of public transportation under our collective belts, you’d think we’d get the hang of this by now.
Other gripes:
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Take off your fucking backpack. Most backpacks have a little handle on them. Make the extra effort for the good of society and take your bag off your shoulders and maybe you won’t be whacking every person your try to squeeze by, and people won’t be spinning you like a top every time they try to get by you.
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Move toward the center of the vehicle. I know some of you are only going one or two stops. I can maybe make an exception for you. But all of us need to get somewhere, and usually there’s plenty of room in the train/bus for all of us as long as we all, I dunno, use all that space in the middle. And the bus…you know, there’s doors back there, too, so move the fuck back.
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If you are at the door, and a crowd of people are getting off at a stop that’s not yours, *it’s okay to step outside for a moment to let everyone get through, *rather than sucking in your stomach, leaning back, and insisting that everyone squeeze past you. Really, it’s okay. You won’t forfeit your ride. The conductor is not going to charge you another fare for temporarily exiting the vehicle.
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Occassionally, on a crowded train, there will be empty seats. Out of some warped sense of pride, commuters will just refuse to sit. Dammit, you’re not doing anyone any favors by leaving seating unoccuppied. Sit your fat ass down and free up some standing room for the people trying to get on.
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Escalators: Stand right, walk left. Stand right, walk left. Stand right, walk left. Learn it; love it; live it.
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Ticket machines are no time for socializing or organizing your wallet. Put in your money. Take your ticket. Move the fuck out of the way, there’s a line of people behind you.
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If you’re paying cash, have your money ready before you board. I saw you waiting ten minutes for the bus–couldn’t you have had the foresight to take and count out your money in the meantime?
Am I missing any?