As a new Doper. Welcome to the board, PumaClaw. As of 11:09 PM CST (the zone Cecil uses) you are the newest member to the board. Welcome. 
I’m sure you’ll fit right in here. It’s really quite a community at the Board. You are a valued asset to this organization and here you’re opinions do matter, unless you’re a putz. We hope to hear more from you in the future.
Agreed. Welcome, welcome. Don’t scratch the furniture.
Also, the power is in your hands!
If you get that joke, please post to Cafe Society as much as possible. You’ll fit right in.
Dammit. Another cat. And I just cleaned the litterbox.
Welcome, PumaClaw, to the internet’s answer to pot brownies sprinkled with powdered crack. 
If PumaClaw cares to make an appearance in the thread and give us a bit of detail about him/herself, I’ll be glad to pop in again with one of my patented, personalized “warm ‘n’ fuzzy” special welcomes.
Sigh…
If only I had the spare time and hadn’t beaten those other threads into the ground… the nostalgia is almost enough to want to re-open the Welcome Wagon.
Almost.
But I don’t think I ever got a special Welcome Wagon.