So business-genius pharma king Martin Shkreli is apparently auctioning off a chance to punch him in the face.
Anyone else in on a Kickstarter to fund a winning bid for Mike Tyson?
No, I would gladly do it. Repeatedly. Can I use a baseball bat?
You have to know what you’re doing to punch someone in the face and not hurt your hand. Can we not do a knee to the bollocks?
I have no doubt that Mike still packs a mean right cross, but he’s getting a bit long in the tooth if you know what I mean. Let’s get someone a little closer to the top of their game.
Or maybe One Punch Man if someone has his number.
I got five bucks for Roy Nelson Jr.