Punchline Regularly Tossed Out Without the Jokes They Come From

“What you mean ‘we’, Kemosabe?”

“Green Side Up” as kind of a euphemism for “Man we got some stupid people working here”.

When Francis the First appeared on the balcony for the first time, I said to my wife, “Well, I recognize Bob, but who’s the guy in the hat?”

I believe the actual quote is “You shot who in the what now?”

The Aristocrats!

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a woman?

Why do you ask, Two Dogs?

This goes to eleven.

I was misinformed.

The me what-ing who with the huh?

I’ve made a huge mistake.

Sorry. Picker took mine.

We’re just haggling over the price.

Poker? I barely know her!

And don’t call me Shirley.

Great example- that’s a punchline I regularly see political pundits using.

That’s what I was thinking when I saw this thread.

Well, THAT was a trifle bazaar!

That was no lady, that was my wife!

Oh no, it’s just ice cream.