Punchline

I don’t know, but his face sure rings a bell.

Don’t know his name, but he’s a dead ringer for his brother.

This one wouldn’t happen to be about our own Hal, would it? :smiley:


“No, but my butt hurts.”

“Chunks is my dog.”

“Well, I was hiding in a refridgerator…”

A giraffe eating cherries.

“Wow, and he still believes in genies?!”

“Thursday is your turn in the barrel.”

Twenty bucks, same as in town.

Because it was stapled to the chicken

Kiss you? We shouldn’t even be doing this!

“Hell. Time ain’t nuthin’ to a pig.”

“You didn’t come here to hunt, did you?”

They’re both fun to ride, until somebody sees you.

Fuck yer goddamn canoes!

You’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal!

Tag, you’re it.*

And the moral is: Look both ways before crossing the street.*

*Alright, fess up. How many of you know the jokes to these? :smiley:

HA! AWESOME! :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

I’ve told these or variations of these before. There may be a few, less than five, that are enough of a variation that I don’t recognize.

All the same, a new joke will show up almost every week. Some of them are not variations on old ones. It’s amazing how many jokes there must be.

I think it may have been Steve Allen who was the first one I heard say that there are only seven basic jokes, but I have never been able to find any support for that statement. Have any of you?

“Oh, my God, where did I put my cigarette??”

“Thirty-six years old and you still believe in leprechauns?”

“He turned on the flashlight, and saw a glass eye on the table.”

Not screaming like the passengers.

“The O’Leary brothers are drunk again.”

“If I could find my keys, we could drive out of here.”

“They don’t know how to listen.”

“Nothing. You already told her twice.”

“To hell with the rubbers. I’ll take 8 feet of that there fence.”

An Italian woman has *fake * jewelry and *real * orgasms…

“might as well have shoved it up my ass, for all the good it did me.”
“What do you mean, ‘We’, Paleface?”

Oh, yeah, and “A pig like that, you don’t eat all at once.”

Christoper Walken!