Of course. Every post I make on this site, I make a MISTAKE OF SOME KIND!
GAH.
Sad thing is…my name is ChristopHer.
Keeping with the topic:
“Let’s split”
(and I think I shall)
“Christopher Walken” is a punchline? I’d love the hear/read that joke
No, I’m a frayed knot.
…and a mop
…I’m sorry, we don’t serve food here
…the peanuts are complimentary
…why the long face?
…what is this, some kind of joke?
…why not? I’m a fungi.
…because you’d think the second one would have seen it.
The priest chuckles and says, “That’s not so serious, Sister. Just say five Hail Marys, five Our Fathers, and do five cartwheels.”
“Why don’t you go before us, Sister, since she’ll have to douche after I gargle.”
I forgot I knew that joke.
“That’s an awfully big word for a nine year-old.”
“49, Teacher! I know 49!!”
“the nine year oldin my trunk.”
“Stand back, I don’t know how big this thing gets.”
“Gosh, that’s a hard one.”
“…And me with the goddam piccolo!!!”
I was just thinking of that one!!!
anywhere it wants.
then the grasshopper replied to the bartender…“so you have a drink named Seymour”?
and at these prices, this’ll be the last time you see one.
What? You want beef and broccoli in bed?
Awright, frog, I’m gonna show you one more time!
Yeah, I’ve met that genie. He gave me a really nice 13 inch gong.
“And – poof – Rock Hudson is back in Hell!”
“Now that you mention it, it was just a trifle bazaar!”
Actually, it’s a riddle, and of even more questionable taste since the death of one of the principals: “What’s the opposite of Christopher Reeve?”
“Out of what?”
“I will, if you won’t hit me with that two by four!”