The moral of the story is:
“A Benny shaved is a Benny urned”
The moral of the story is:
“Let your Pages do the walking through the Yellow Fingers”
The moral of the story is:
“If the Foo shits, wear it!”
Okay, I’m done now
Okay, okay, a couple more:
“We are coming back this way again, aren’t we?”
“It won’t do anything much, but it will take that silly grin off your face!”
Oh! Oh!
“Okay sonny, I’ll keep an eye out for ya.”
The Czech is in the male.
From my campfire skit days:
Weeeeeeeeeee!
Here it is! ::holds up sapling::
It just needed one big jerk!
Know it? I fuckin’ wrote it!
The dog answered, “I never had the money before.”
“I will,” said the little girl, “if we ever get the fucking bricks.”
“On my balls,” the woman sobbed.
The captain cried, “Bring me my brown pants!”
But this one’s eating my popcorn!
Artie chokes three for a dollar
Time to get a new fence
I don’t know about these two, but the hairy one in the middle with the bad breath? That’s Willie Nelson!
Your face look Zachary rike your ass!
So are you! But the difference between us is, you found the cat!
Ge-arrrrr! And it’s drvin’ me nutz!
Cl-
Do you think I asked for a twleve inch pianist?
The president!
“Harelip! Harelip!”
“I think I just found out who peed in your tuba.”
“We just passed our wives. One was on a skateboard and the other was hitchhiking.”
“Give him back his 15 cents and tell him to go to Hell.”
“CELEBRATE! Oh, boo hoo hoo… the word was CELEBRATE!”
“Yarr. You do when you have a hook for a hand.”
“So there’s the parrot, frozen solid, with one wing over one eye, and the other giving him the finger.”
“Crabs”
“None of you fucking business.”
“If he finds his way home, don’t have sex with him.”
And now for something completely different…
From George Lopez:
“…and it turns out that it was the same chicken.”
“I left my harp in Sam Clam’s disco.”
“Tarzan stripes forever!”
“Pardon me Roy…Is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?”
“Ah! Sweet Mr. Rhee of LIFE, at last I’ve found you!”
…You’ve muddled, lasses, learning to freeze Brie.
…I know! I said “I left it in the box”!
…well, after all, this ***is * ** a Fairy Tale
Geographical: “See that mountain over there? That’s where we are.”
Statistical: “But between us, we hit it!”
(Those last two don’t really need the lead-up, do they?)
And for Lent: “Peter! I can see your house from here!”
“VIPLASH!!! VIPLASH!!1!!!”
…and five more make eleven.
“Why don’t they just play at night?”
“John Paul just jumped out with your briefcase.”
I go back to Italy!