45!!! 45!!! 45!!!..
Welcome to Jamaica, mon. Have a nice day.
Hey buddy, what’s eating you?
I was afraid you were bringing her back!
And I’m the only Muslim in Ireland.
“License and registration.”
All of them.
After that, no one wanted the pie.
Does this taste funny to you?
This could spell disaster.
You can’t say fairer than that.
Blimey, he’s pulled a fast one.
So the barman gave her one.
What a rip-off.
We use the camel to ride to the brothel in town.
It’s okay, some of the coffins were nice.
Wipe your dick on his teddy bear.
“You’ve been complaining ever since you got here!”
“Smith, you change with Roberts; Jenkins, you change with Hogue…”
“What’d you do with the boat?”
“How much is a Brazilian?”
I’m going home; the weather’s too bad to screw in here.
“If he knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog.”
“No, not tonight. Apple martinis make my pussy hurt!”
/second the suggestion for the joke thread explaining all these punch lines
A Polish electrician!
“Odor in the court! Odor in the court!”
When there’s a dime on your dresser and your mattress is missing.
“Air is free!”
Pork on sale.
Shut up and keep swimming!
“So tell me, how do you start a flood?”
Silly rabbi! Kicks are for Trids!
That’s a long way to tip a raree!
Crossing a sedate lion with a gull for immortal porpoises.
Paddy, ya damn fool! Now we have to piss in the raft!
“No Father, I think it’s just the light from the stained glass.”
My name is Puddles, and don’t ask how my day has been!
No, you don’t understand. Chunks is my dog.
That’s what she said!