It was illogical of you to choose the least aesthetically appealing targ.
The trbble examines the Romulan and says to the bartender, “I was unaware that not everyone posses one.”
Why would I ask for a 17.7814159 centimeter musician?
Rectum? It damn near killed him!
sorry.
Why do Vulcan’s only have sex every seven years?
Because we are not filthy Andorians.
What is the difference between a Vulcan and a Romulan?
75 IQ points.
What is the difference between a human and a steaming garbage heap?
You can get used to the smell of the garbage.
I have become aware, Surak, that you posses a difficult personality when intoxicated.
“And that’s why we have the goofy giant ring in the middle of our ship!”
I was about to finish the anecdote but realized the final line may have the wrong connetation so I will change the wording to prevent any misunderstanding… The doctor was incopetent and had not noticed that the wrong instrument was in his hand and the pen was in the human’s rectum.
Neck pinch!?
I thought you said *Fal Tor Pan! *
Vulcans don’t tell jokes.
You misunderstand me. The firstbaseman has the unusual surname of “Who”. it would be illogical for me to merely repeat your query when I obviously heard it correctly and posess the answer.
It would be illogical to assume that a barnyard fowl has any motivation to perambulate across a thoroughfare, other than the obvious one of wishing to be situated opposite its original location in reference to said thoroughfare.
Two Vulcans approach each other in the hallway. A third is in meditation on a nearby bench.
The first one asks: “Selek is in meditation again?”
The second responds, “Apparently, he has not achieved true enlightenment.”
raised eyebrows
Tell Mother… I feel fine. [a 3 movie long set up for this Spock punchline to Sarek]
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illogical :dubious:
How many humans does it take to change a light bulb?
Although humans display many faults, the typical human does normally possess sufficient technical aptitude to replace a simple illumination unit without assistance.
Subcommander, is that a plomeek in your pocket, or are you just stimulated by my presence?
Well, here’s one:
First Vulcan: “The pre-unification philosopher Stokal postulated that needs are subjective and therefore a universal moral code is impossible”
Second Vulcan: “Undoubtedly his banishment to the T’karra Wastes by the tyrant Sorek tested that assertion.”
Pure comic gold, I tell ya.
“Perhaps we would have more power if Engineer Scott connected your mouth to a generator, Doctor.”
Spock: This room is impervious to escape.
Kirk: How do you know that?
Spock: I built it.
A Romulan, a Klingon, and an Andorian walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the Andorian and says, “Why so blue?”
The bartender enquires, “Why is your skin of such an unusual pigmentation?”