Punish the Monstre

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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This is the Monstre’s 1000th post, but should you celebrate? NO!
Should you congratulate him on a meaningless milestone? NO!
Should you bring cake and cookies and gifts? Welllllll… er… NO!

Instead, Monstre should be punished…
BAD Monstre, littering and befouling the boards with 4 digits worth of posts.
BAD Monstre, for the threads he has thoughtlessly killed.
BAD Monstre, for this thinly disguised reverse post-party thread…

::: delivering hearty slap on wrist :::

So, how will you punish the Monstre? :smiley:

Disclaimer: This thread is for entertainment purposes only. Any implied use of this thread for inflicting injury or pain upon living entities is strictly denied. No Monstres were actually harmed – at least not too badly – in the making of this thread. This thread contains no artificial coloring, flavoring, or usefulness whatsoever. Open this thread at your own risk. Children under 12 must be supervised by an adult when reading this thread.

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By ignoring you, it seems. :slight_smile:

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I don’t want hairy palms; I will not spank the Monstre.

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By plying the Mostre with large amounts of alcohol - resulting in a really bad hangover tomorrow :stuck_out_tongue:

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Ooh! Finally an occaision for my cat o’ nine tails and my handcuff collection!

Or maybe this calls for a paddling instead.

Silly ettiquette, I never can remember these things. Someone bring me the rule book!

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I will put the **Monstre ** to work at hard labor, polishing every inch of my filthy car with his tongue. Then he can start on the bathroom floors.

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Oh, are you going to paddle me with the rule book?

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I think having to live in a place where the citizens can’t seem to figure out how to vote is punishment enough, no?

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Give back the keys to the classic convertible, you bad boy.

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Where’s Ayesha when you really need her? :wink:

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Aesiron – HA! And that’s just what the Monstre was expecting them to do! They have falling prey to the Monstre’s Cunning Plan…

BadBaby – BWAHAHAHAHA! Fess up - you know you like to punish the Monstre when nobody is looking…

leechbabe – No, please no! :: glug :: Not another double shot! :: glug glug :: Jusshhtt whatever you do, don’ ashhk the Mon… hic the Monsshhhtre to come back to your plashhee… hic

vivalostwages – Okay, car is all done. Please notice how the Monstre has also performed the cherry-stem-in-a-knot trick on your antenna.

Atreyu – Grrrrrrr… The Monstre wonders when you people are going to come take your parents back…

twickster47 – VROOM VROOM The Monstre regretfully informs you that he cannot hear what you said over the wind whipping through his fur, as he is driving with the top down.

Bosda – The Monstre is confused, and wonders if there is an important thread he missed?
(BAD Monstre for constantly referring to himself in the third person!)

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Ha!

I will punish the Monstre by making him watch me eat pie.
Look at me! I’m eating pie. Chocolate cream pie at that!

(maybe me and XJETGIRL will get into a pie fight and you won’t even get to watch that)

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Only if you’re lucky :wink:

Isn’t it a crime to waste Chocolate cream pie like that? Now if it was key lime you might have a pie fight on your hands…

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All right, boy! Just for that, you may not write any more hilarious parodies in the Pit for a month! Now shape up and fly right! I have spoken!

:smiley:

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Zebra – The Monstre stands by and watches as you eat pie. The impassive Monstre expression turns into ecstatic delight as the Monstre takes another bite from his huge bowl of double chocolate chunk ice cream. (MMMMmmmmm… ice cream…!)

Jetgirl – The Monstre is probably thinking, did she swat me 6 times with that rule book, or only 5? So, does the Monstre feel lucky? :wink:

Polycarp – Pondering, the Monstre tries to come up with a rhyme for “Polycarp”…

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XJETGIRL (I always forget the last X)

I’m thinking, Jetgirl, whole body covered in chocolate cream and whipped cream, me still hungry.

Monstre really upset that he does not get to eat pie.

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I saw the thread title and, before opening it, made a mental bet with myself that someone would post a masturbation reference by the third reply.
I win!:smiley:

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I will make the Monstre go to the gym in my place ! He can suffer thru Boxing Aerobics and Body Bar Challenge ! Then he can do my Body for Life weightlifting…

then the pie and ice cream are all mine
bwahahahaha…

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Force Monstre to vacuum my house!!

(4 cats and me with l o n g hair)

It’s a Sysiphian task - we shed all the time!!!

bwa ha ha ha ha

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Oh, wait… The is on XJETGIRLX? Well, in that case… :smiley:
NinetyWt – The Monstre is almost finished with the substitution workout at the gym, and has been checking out the hot females in spandex on the weight machines, treadmills, and aerobics class, thinking, “Not such a bad deal!”

DeVena – Okay, Monstre has finished most of the vacuuming. Looks all clea… er… wait! Monstre wonders where all this fur on the floor behind him came from, then realizes, “Oh, that’s mine…” Oh well, guess you can take care of that part.