Heh - was discussing Chinese mummies with a friend, and I don’t know how the subject of cannabilism came up, but I announced as how I was pretty sure if they were cannibals, they only ate small portions. This drew a puzzled look, so I had to clarify:
They were in favor of separation of Churchin steak, of course.
Just today, an on-line friend who’s doing some machine quilting for me said she was worried about losing my friendship if her work isn’t up to snuff. I told her I wouldn’t let anything material hurt our friendship. Material. Get it? Quilts? Fabric? Material?
That pun was sew-sew.
I found it unseamly.
It’s not original, but last night I had my brother (who just got home from Japan) going with my questioning him as to why he didn’t visit the museum aimed at raising awareness of violence against Japanese women. It was called Tempura House - for lightly battered women.