Can I get bounced outta here for using bad puns?
Not that I ever do, 
just a question.
If by “bounced outta here” you mean banned, then, no, not just for making puns. Note the word “just” since I can think of situations where other factors might come into play. For instance, personal insult puns directed at another member in an inappropriate forum… and continuing to do so after multiple warnings. But, see, that’s not “just” puns; that’s insults.
OTOH, if by “bounced outta here” you mean will the Teeming Millions bounce upon you multiple times with a ketchup-of-nine-tails, then very likely.
Thanks CK. I will do no personal insults, I get enough from my SO.
Now, as for the ketchup, what room do I go to?
Just check the source code.
I wouldn’t worry about it too much. In regards to puns, you’re so far behind the rest of the pack that their dust has already settled. There is no point in playing ketchup, now.
(In fact, some punsters have so much seniority that they have already been mustard out.)
groan
I hope and pray cracking those horrible puns will eventually catsup with you.
Au contraire…we look forward to puns with relish.
The sage knows that to every thing there is a season, and a thyme to every pun prose under the heaven.
Pun upon pun…
Apun my word!
Puns are the lowest form of humour. Just don’t do it. Just say No.
I guess I shouldn’t let the opportunity go by without a reference to: Straight Dope Staff Report: Who was Dr. Spooner of " spoonerism" fame?
Unless you thought of it first.
Fie on thee, sir! Get thee to a punnery!
Especially with Cecil, who is the sauce of all wisdom.
Please! Condiment we all just get along?
Responding to this thread mayo may not be a good thing. If I receive a chilli response from olive you Dopers, I will try to curry your favour - in the name of cheese-us (isn’t he grate-d?).
Jus remember the roux’l don’t be a jerky.
I think all of you should quip while you’re ahead.