That’s nothing to crow about.
Watch out, there’s another pun heading right for you. Duck!
I’ve never done this before. Guess I’ll just have to wing it.
We may have bittern off more than we can chew here.
These puns are pretty hard to swallow. I’m just going to sit here and snipe.
You’ll egret this in the morning.
Fowl play often causes egret.
This is starling to be so owlful I canary stand it. I’m considering eagle proceedings. It’s an albatrossity.
If the Perfect Master asks us to knock it off, will we Cecil desist? Zotti 'nuff to end this thing?
Too many puns terns swan cuckoo.
Owl bee perched heron my stool teal this ends.
Homonyms do not a bon mot make.
Witless the above examples.
Note to self: when criticizing other people’s animal puns, make certain you’re not about to start a new page…
Boy, I’m embearassed.
Ewe owl otter bee ass-shame dove leech udder.
Are you trying to cow us? :dubious:
Leech? That’s gnu. Ant a bit worrisome how it snake up on us.
Jaysus CK, what hath I wrought? I’m going to have to iron out this situation I caused before I loose my temper. Ore else I’m going to steel myself against the puns I get from this post. Ingot no choice.
Ferrous fair.
Carry on, that’s all I’ve got.
Such steely resolve, coupled with golden fortitude and nickel-plated courage.
Yessir, Jake, that’s showing us your metal.
I zinc this has gone too far. But I am drawn to this like a magnet.
This thread has been a non-stop groan-fest for me.