I wish for the opportunity to help Persephone help Euty with his first wish…
Add me in for Euty’s wish. He deserves to be happy.
and for me you ask? blush Oh…just the minor matter of my Statics professor covered in honey and buried in a large anthill.
A summer job that pays decent would be a nice touch too.
Can I play in your pharmacy for a little while? For purely medicinal purposes, you understand…
Hey not so fast with that sacrificing just yet, OK. How about you let me have 'em for a couple hours or so. I should be able to fulfull all sorts of wishes with them. I’d like to find out if those tongues are good for something other than singing. .
[orgy fantasy involving 1 mermaid and 10 or so young, lean, healthy young men edited by mod d/t extremely lewd and lascivious content at 3-18-1:51 am]
poof!
Mr. Mielikki is now in charge of web site development for www.666.com (of course this would be after the litigation between its current owners and The Lord of Darkness is complete) He will be getting 66.6 dollars/hour, 6.66 days of vacation per pay period, and eternal job security. I hope he likes various shades of red. BTW, squirrels work just fine.
poof!
The Infraggable Krunk is the new owner of an McLaren F1. Basic features include a V12 – 6.1 litre. with 11:1 compression ratio, 17” Magnesium rims with Goodyear F1 mounted, and (of course) heated glass. Its color is freshly bruised purple and the trademark red and yellow flame design. This car has been slightly modified with lightening adaptors which, when selected, send a concentrated blast of high voltage to the nearest cell phone antennae. The second modification entails super heat seeking CLBFs (Concentrated Large Ball of Flames) which can be locked on a target anywhere within site and upon contact, will engulf its target. Feel free to catch up to the O Town tour bus!
…and if you need help with the ladies after owning this car… you’ve got bigger problems than I can help you with.
Calredic is now know as Lord Calredic and now has the ability to choose who lives and who dies.
Although since the ritual was not attempted your abilities are limited to owners of email addresses listed on internet hoaxes and get rich schemes. (see: http://www.snopes.com) Did anyone get the Victoria’s Secret $50 gift certificate???
Seawitch now owns Grenada Isle De Caille. Your staff includes 30 18-25 year old males who worship you as a goddess. A large fire pit has been erected near the beach with special entrail removing hardware mounted nearby. The décor of the cabanas is post-apocalyptic with a tinge of Hieronymus Bosch. Please talk to BarnStromer about possible air drops of enemies. Sorry, about the unmanageable hair… some things are just out of reach, perhaps the climate will help…